Retiring A Pencil

The act of no longer using a pencil that was in your backpack as a way to remember an event that happened during class. If something memorable happens, you take the pencil out of your backpack and leave it to never be used again to keep the memory.

After Fred saw three kids get sent to the office, he then was retiring a pencil that was in his backpack.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 14, 2023

pencil trawl

The one kid who always has an unlimited supply of pencils but wont share, only laugh maniacally when you ask and he denies.

I bet Bernie Sanders was a pencil trawl back in the day.

by egag and yesak August 14, 2016

Gadget Pencil

A type of mechanical pencil used to give people flu shots. Should be avoided at all costs and is deadly to those that become in contact with it.

It's not a toy.

Guy 1: "OMG he has a gadget pencil"
Guy 2: "AHHH Run, he could give you a flu shot"
Guy 3: "Crap"

by MrQuicksand July 7, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Pencil Slanger

A male who has a penis the size of a pencil.

I couldn't help but laugh when that pencil slanger whipped it out as if he were Mandingo!

by The Rennaisance Woman October 17, 2009

rhode island piss penciling

Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.

Rhode island piss penciling is when you shove a pencil down your dickhole and then piss as hard as you can to get it out.

by Logan LP September 12, 2025

pencil leperchauns

The little bastards that take your pencils when you're not looking. Also, just to mess with you they put the pencil back into your pocket a couple hours later just to fuck with you.

John: Have you seen my pencil?
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!

by Nart Releehw September 26, 2011