Break The Pencil

The thing that preschoolers do when throwing a temper tantrum.

Also the name of a recent internet bowel movement started by individuals, aged 5 and under, who either claim to (for ragebait purposes) or sometimes truly want the same level of recognition as real artists despite being, and supporting, promptoids.

Mostly ragebait, as stated, but it's almost impossible to distinguish between instances which are genuine or not given the sheer amount of layers to the irony and number of dipshits involved (some are genuine unfortunately).

Usually involves harassment, either in the form of pro-genAI propaganda taking a jab at artists for "being luddites who won't get with the times", or conversely involves outright defacing people's work publicly (vandalism often includes but is not limited to: israeli/mossad imagery, 67, faces of benjamin netanyahu and jeffrey epstein).

Retaliation against the harassment and any criticism is usually met with wishes of suicide, slurs and other colorful language as is common with many other neonazi-adjacent internet trolls.

promptoid: *slop picture of copyrighted character breaking a comically large pencil* pencilslop could never make this. Break The Pencil

most responses: stfu, go back to playing subway surfers or smth

promptoid: kys

Break The Pencil by totally pretty day February 26, 2026

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Pencive 

That look on woman's faces when they find out what Mike Pence and The D mean by"Grab Them by the Pussy" after they over turn Roe Vs Wade.. It's an all encompassing Vice grip..

She looked Pencive after her redneck uncle forgot to pull out, now she has to raise the funding to get to Canada so she isn't forced to give birth to her nephew.

Pencive by Sparky b November 16, 2016

Penile Exile 

When you sell your house and/or get fired from your janitor job but still continue to give money and support to a younger woman who does not fuck you and even squanders the resources on her playfully abusive ex boyfriends.

Well let's just say M & M were on permanent penile exile from the other M.

Penile Exile by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Penility Factor 

(n) 1. The measure of quality of and quantity of attractive women at a given location at a specific time. See also "P-Factor."

1. The Penility Factor at that new night club is highest from 11:00pm through 2:00am.

Penility Factor by Ronniucci June 17, 2010

penile picasso 

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.

"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."

penile picasso by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Penile Fracture 

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

Penile Fracture by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018