GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

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Shit in the Chest

Secrets

Jim’s got shit in the chest, no one can get anything out of him.

by Sabi the Supreme December 4, 2024

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Dat glorious and only-permitted-access-to-by-"special"-guys little buckle or hooks-and-eyes fastening located at da middle of a chick's back dat an eager stud undoes in breathless anticipation of seeing what "treasures" await his thirsting hands/lips once said latch is opened.

I've found dat if I'm in da company of two or more hot cuties and one of them allows me to release her treasure-chest lid-latch and savor da delectable "riches" dat dwell within, da other gals will generally allow me said honor, as well.

by QuacksO August 24, 2025

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chest

A term that lumps together "breast" and "storage box".

Whenever my friends talk about their workout gains, I just nod, thinking about how my 'chest' is really just a mix of my love for snacks and my storage box of regrets.

by Emotional Cruiser August 29, 2025

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Chest Plexus

The area or space on the human body that completely covers the the heart, lungs and the breast plate and the ribs

It is connected to the spine the the cardiovascular systems

This section is related to the vital operations of life such as breathing and blood circulation in our bodies

"Dang, that man just got socked in his Chest Plexus!"

by EvilierKeebler September 13, 2025

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Chest

Money or wealth.

Derivation:
Chest = treasure = money

1. "No way, bro! I ain't buyin' dat — it's way too much chest!"
2. "I've got my eye on a new Tag Heuer. It's a lot of chest, but I think I can afford it."

by Lesley, The Exploratrix October 13, 2025

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