vauxhall diet 

The so called slimming "diet" that can sometimes be a positive side-effect when you're going clubbing/festival-ing on at least a weekly basis and taking a cocktail of hunger-reducing drugs, predominately coke and MDMA. Originating from the gay scene in the Vauxhall area of London.

"Ooohh gurl, you looking skinny as fuck, have you started gyming?!"

"Nah mate, just been on a bit of a vauxhall diet the past few weekends"

"Ooohh you coke whore you!"

vauxhall diet by Lyf Tho May 14, 2017

Tortoise Diet 

One of the best reptilian animals. Foods include:

Mulberry leaves
Grape vine leaves
Hibiscus leaves
African hibiscus leaves
Blue hibiscus leaves
Rose of Sharon leaves
Rose leaves
Geraniums
Azania
Lavatera
Pansies
Petunias
Hostas
Honeysuckle
Cape honeysuckle
Leaves and blooms from any squash plant, like pumpkin, cucumber, summer squash, etc...
Young spineless opuntia cactus pads

Weeds:

There are so many!!!
Dandelion
Mallow
Filaree
Smooth Sow thistle
Prickly Sow thistle
Milk thistle
Goat head weed
Cats ear
Nettles
Trefoil
Wild onion
Wild mustard
Wild Garlic
Clovers
Broadleaf plantain
Narrow leaf plantain
Chick weed
Hawksbit
Hensbit
Hawksbeard
This is mostly for leopard tortoises and sulcata tortoises but for leopards less grass.

Tortoises need a big variety in their diet. Tortoise Diet

Tortoise Diet by #Animals4life January 21, 2018

trump diet 

Eating Micky D's and KFC while watching Fox News.

What's with all the fast food and Fox News on the TV?

I'm on the Trump diet.

trump diet by Shuaman September 6, 2018

Celebrity Diet 

Crystal meth. ... But also any heavy drug or alcohol consumption infused with Pop culture and/or streetlife 24/7. Basically, it is a lifestyle.

Also; Sometimes referred to as "Jillian Michaels", used to describe "closet" addicts and so-called "functional smokers" whom balance a seemingly successful career or law abiding outward appearance, all the while secretly being dope feins.

The term originated in Burbank, Ca. by local youth in the city's hillside area who "served".

"pull out the pookie and a camera, lets celebrity diet!"
"t.m.f.u.! Rip Roek & Buda"

Celebrity Diet by Clara Blanqy December 19, 2018

McShave Diet 

A quick way to drop 5 pounds by shitting out 2 quarts of cum after a busy evening at the bathhouse.

He's definitely going to be on a McShave diet after taking on the varsity football team last night behind the gym.

McShave Diet by Joeamato69 December 7, 2021

ukrainian diet pills 

Diet pills featured in the show Big Mouth that cause one to hallucinate and turn food into spiders.

Lola;

“ I took my moms Ukrainian diet pills that made food look like spiders but then I got a taste for spiders so now when I walk by a dusty barn I TOTALLY binge!!!”

ukrainian diet pills by sircruncha April 1, 2023

80/20 diet 

A simple diet plan of eating only 80% of healthy foods and 20% of unhealthy foods.

Eversince a coworker told me about the 80/20 diet I now only eat garden salads and fresh fruits during the week but, on the weekend it's nothing but, burgers, hotdogs, and fries.

80/20 diet by Mackendeez May 22, 2018