6 definitions by Clara Blanqy
Crystal meth. ... But also any heavy drug or alcohol consumption infused with Pop culture and/or streetlife 24/7. Basically, it is a lifestyle.
Also; Sometimes referred to as "Jillian Michaels", used to describe "closet" addicts and so-called "functional smokers" whom balance a seemingly successful career or law abiding outward appearance, all the while secretly being dope feins.
The term originated in Burbank, Ca. by local youth in the city's hillside area who "served".
Also; Sometimes referred to as "Jillian Michaels", used to describe "closet" addicts and so-called "functional smokers" whom balance a seemingly successful career or law abiding outward appearance, all the while secretly being dope feins.
The term originated in Burbank, Ca. by local youth in the city's hillside area who "served".
by Clara Blanqy December 19, 2018
Addicted to Trending.
Wannabe "influencers" with no real social media presence. They are mostly female (but dudes too) who troll & scroll all day, looking for "dope" shit to post strictly for the sake of Likes and followers. They have profiles on EVERY known platform and usually go heavy on the hashtag & filters.
Basically, page sluts.
Also; any person easy to fuck just on the strength of your web fame or post game.
whoreinfluencertrendingsocial media fakepopgameweb
Wannabe "influencers" with no real social media presence. They are mostly female (but dudes too) who troll & scroll all day, looking for "dope" shit to post strictly for the sake of Likes and followers. They have profiles on EVERY known platform and usually go heavy on the hashtag & filters.
Basically, page sluts.
Also; any person easy to fuck just on the strength of your web fame or post game.
whoreinfluencertrendingsocial media fakepopgameweb
Click-Flip (aka hype dyke)?"oh, that's my Click-Flip"" Man, that fool be hype dyking heavy on tha gram" "Shit was lit! Badd bithes, but mostly click-flips tho" "Bro, I took her to the Laker game...she was scrolling the whole time. Str8 hype dyke!" "Click flippin tonite!!! After that post, I'm running mentions. Bet I get some!"
by Clara Blanqy November 28, 2018
Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U.
A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America.
This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides.
Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)
A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America.
This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides.
Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)
by Clara Blanqy March 14, 2019
Basically, a chauvinistic feminist. The term was coined by reclusive writer/artist Gerjuon Harmon aka TMFUGerj Hadde in a 2019 essay on queer-theory in today's age of Urban Politik subcultures.
Rooted in penis envy, this is a new strain of Trump era extreme feminists with a twisted sense of masculinity. They turn every fuckin thing into a gender issue, hate most men, and secretly wish to replace them both socioeconomically and biologically. They are typically of the embittered divorcee / manly -looking gay woman variety.
Rooted in penis envy, this is a new strain of Trump era extreme feminists with a twisted sense of masculinity. They turn every fuckin thing into a gender issue, hate most men, and secretly wish to replace them both socioeconomically and biologically. They are typically of the embittered divorcee / manly -looking gay woman variety.
"You chaufeminist thot!"
by Clara Blanqy July 17, 2019
Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U. in an essay on subtleties of racism c.2016.
To assert prejudice against someone solely based upon his/her outward appearance or physical characteristics.
A form of sneak racism. However, it can often times exist amongst a people or group of individuals belonging to the same race, class, or religion.
Formally identified as SASAV-POSM (Sensory Anxiety due Societal Abased Value / Prejudice Of the Subconscious values Meter), it is one of the few scientifically proven (see Meeri Kim fear-gene mice studies) non organism based communicable diseases transmitted through NVC.
To assert prejudice against someone solely based upon his/her outward appearance or physical characteristics.
A form of sneak racism. However, it can often times exist amongst a people or group of individuals belonging to the same race, class, or religion.
Formally identified as SASAV-POSM (Sensory Anxiety due Societal Abased Value / Prejudice Of the Subconscious values Meter), it is one of the few scientifically proven (see Meeri Kim fear-gene mice studies) non organism based communicable diseases transmitted through NVC.
"They didn't hire her because of the dreadlocks!? That's Aesthetic Lynching!"
by Clara Blanqy March 14, 2019
A guy (or woman) who is exactly 1,073,741,824 times more of a Bitch than an actual regular bitch. A Gigabitch goes above and beyond with the bitchery, even savvy with the bitchness. It goes around usually mad at the world and even hates oxygen! Salty for no apparent reason type of mf. A Gigabitch will out-maneuver itself to reach new lows. By the time you read this a Gigabitch will have stepped on a ladybug.
GigabitGigabytebitchhater
GigabitGigabytebitchhater
"Man, that fool seen my girl at WalMart and told her he heard I was fuckin her friend. That Gigabitch azz nigga!"
"Burbank cops DEFINE the term Gigabitch! They even arrest cartoons!!"
"Burbank cops DEFINE the term Gigabitch! They even arrest cartoons!!"
by Clara Blanqy November 29, 2018