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Molly Mule

A female that seemingly continues to become impregnated over and over again. May also be refered to a Fertile Myrtle. Molly Mules typically have 3 or more children and usually reproduce right after the last C section has healed.
I can't believe my brother fell for Carla. I warned him she's a Molly Mule. Now look at his ass. Works three jobs, has six kids and she won't let him get snipped since she thinks she wants another.

Poor fucker.
Molly Mule by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
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Molly Wood 

Molly Kristin Wood (born May 23, 1975) is an executive editor at CNET.com and previously a writer for Associated Press, MacHome Journal magazine, and O'Reilly Media. Wood hosts the Buzz Out Loud podcast with Tom Merritt as well as the "Gadgettes" podcast with Kelly Morrison. Wood also hosts a video news show called "The Buzz Report," a quirky technology video news column that is published weekly. She has appeared in more mainstream media such as Regis and Kelly and CNBC's On the Money.

Wood hails from Bismarck, North Dakota. She has a BA in journalism with a minor in French from the University of Montana in Missoula, Montana. During her senior year (June 1996 - May 1997) she served as the Presidient-in-Chief of the USS Enterprise. Upon graduation, she took a job as a subspace correspondent at Starfleet Academy. In July 1997, she joined the World Weekly News, handling a variety of both general news and sports stories in the western US.

In December 2006, Molly announced that she was expecting a baby. Wood gave birth to a baby boy named "Eli" on March 2, 2007.
Molly Wood by Cody B.. January 5, 2009

molly the dog

Molly the dog is a sexy beast and a very loyal dog.she like to be a asshole and a dick. However is loved by everyone because nobody can resist her cute little face. She has a big booty
Can you see that dog over there
Ye it's a Molly the dog
molly the dog by Coco 115 May 17, 2018
When your barber fucks up your hairline.
Ayo Tony, why are you wearing that hat?

My Barber molly woo'd me
molly woo by Blaps Sap November 19, 2015

molly and mason 

Two kids who met in 6th grade and are madly in love and no matter what will end up together
Person 1: molly and mason are such a cute couple
Person 2: yeah M&M ikr

Molly Mole

Molly Mole is an absolute Fuck-Head, her noes looks like the tip of a penis and her glasses make her look like a wanker, Molly wants to fuck Peppa in the ass cheeks and suck George's Fanny Flaps, overall, Molly Mole is a Cunt, Hoe, Slut, Whore, Fucker, Dildo-Sucker, Fanny Flap Licker and Dick. :)
Peppa: Molly Mole, where is your house?
Molly: In the ground! :D
Peppa's mind: oh shit, shes so fucking dirt poor that she lives in the ground, ugh, we're probably gonna have rabbit shit and bat cum for dinner.
Molly Mole by Mummy Mole October 15, 2019

molly bo 

a type of creature who isnt funny at all.
YO look at that molly bo. i didn't laugh once!!
molly bo by Tman5711 March 9, 2020