dick head

1) Simon Matthews
2) a nobber

You are a dick head

by Scally March 5, 2003

dick staff

Refers to the penis, but used to add flavor to stories shared with one's friends. Sometimes refers exclusivly the shaft, not including the head.

I slammed her with my dick staff.
There is a sore on my dick staff.

by sheshkable June 11, 2006

dick-hot

When a straight guy finds a girl SO incredibly attractive, he would have sex with her, even if he first found out she was actually a transvestite.

"Amy Lee is not just hot.....She's dick-hot!

by D. Gould January 24, 2007

Dick Togg

A flavoursome way of calling someone a dick. Is derived from 'dick tag'.

DT (Dick Toggs) Kebab Store, soon to open at Narrabundah College.

by DTraj August 6, 2007

dick dive

The highly masculine act of open hand smacking (or grabbing!) of another man's genitals, accompanied by the exclimation "DICK DIVE!"

"Hey do you see that hottie over there?" (points, friend looks in that direction) "DICK DIVE!" (Smashes friend's penis, friend groans in pain).

by Scott "love fist" Ward October 4, 2007

dick spiddle

The Pre-Cum of Ejaculation or a nick name for a guy who runs his mouth to much

you dat nikka is a real dick spiddle... always got something to say

by LeeSkeeSkeet November 19, 2007

dick handle

It's the flusher of a urinal which gets touched by a hand immediately after said hand leaves a dick and it quite possibly the dirtiest place on earth.

If I touch that dick handle, I may as well just grab every guy's junk in the place.

by J. Hoy April 1, 2008