grand funk 

A prefix to a bullshit title, i.e. "Grand Funk Master," "Grand Funk Pimp-Daddy Extraordinaire," "Grand Funk Bandito," "Grand Funk Rajah," et cetera. One of those unnecessary flair phrases that has slipped into common parlance through the tender mercies of the teenagers in Eureka, California.

"Renee, the Grand Funk Champion of Music, thinks she knows everything about what sounds good! I'll show her! I'll put on some HOOBASTANK!"

grand funk by Renee January 29, 2004

Grand Rapids 

A city in Michigan with about 200,000 residents. The metropolitan area has around 1,000,000 residents. It has the highest murder, rape, assault, and theft in all of West Michigan. It is also home to GRPS which owns Union high school, Ottawa high school, Creston high school, and Central high school who all four are on the list of worst schools in the U.S. Union has the highest drop out rate in all of the U.S. under 25% of their students graduate. 1 of 9 will make it to senior year. Union also is number second highest for assault, and third for weapons. In one year alone there were four rapings, two shoot outs, and 53 incidents of weapons un just Union. All in all Union made it second on the list of worst high schools in the U.S followed by Creston 4th Ottawa 5th and Central 10th.

"Martha who is that trashy new boy."

"Oh that's a product of Grand Rapids."

Grand Rapids by Aaron Linton October 22, 2008

grand thief

a thug who thinks there a trophy for the greatest thief....

im the grande theif of oil of olay...bow down and give'em a shave

grand thief by pro noun brown October 5, 2003

grand larsony 

In competitive contract bidding, you commit Grand Larsony when your bid is dumb-ass low compared to other, more qualified bidders.

DD: Nice bid, man
TL: Naw, I'm 27% below your bid
DZ: Yeah man, your so low you committed Grand Larsony.

grand larsony by Gary,The Special K January 15, 2009

Grand Canyon 

A term for when someone's butt crack seems to be hanging out. AKA- A plumber's crack.

Ohh man! Look at Kaity! She went to the Grand Canyon and she ain't ever comin' back!

Grand Canyon by Chassi Anne May 24, 2010

Grand Royal 

(1)A great band that dosent exsist but i wish did.
(2)Something very exciting in her pants.

"Dude i found the Grand Royal!"

Grand Royal by Geoff March 27, 2003

Grand Sanchez 

A one up on a dirty sanchez. Instead of simply wiping fecal matter upon your nemisis upper lip, you actually apply the whole "log" of fecal matter to the upperlip. Just a bit more chunky eh.

Aww man that dude that passed out last night got the most fucked up Grand Sanchez ever.
HEY THAT WAS ME!!!!

Grand Sanchez by Bravo Foxtrot October 1, 2008