beaver board

Film industry slang term for a pancake with a pigeon attached, for mounting lights low to the ground, on top of shelves, etc.

We want the actor to be lit from below, so put a lamp on a beaver board and slide it between his legs.

by Ian Ragsdale October 14, 2005

Bubbleman's Board of Evil Robot Stuff

Most popular user-made message board on Gamers.com that is run by an evil robot from Megaman 2. Home to an interesting crew of characters. It is hated by most other Gamers.com message boards.

Let's go spam Bubbleman's Board of Evil Robot Stuff.

by Bubbleman January 28, 2003

Polishing the floor board

Eating a shaved pussy

what you doing tonight?

Polishing the floor board.

your what?

I eating her shaved pussy.

by Shmegan2012 April 18, 2010

Boarding

The point where one cannot hold her their bowel movement, typically diarhea. The body stiffens up like a wooden board, hence the name 'boarding'.

Quick movements while boarding may cause one to shit their pants. Famously discussed by former Dodger's pitcher George Brett regarding an incident of food poisoning in the Las Vegas strip.

Mike and Dave both started boarding shortly after over-eating at McDonalds.

by UofPittEE July 20, 2009

flat as a board

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

by jonathan July 31, 2005

Ouija board

A satanic marketing ploy used to implant satanic messages into your childrens heads BY form of board game.

Satan is ina board game

by Kickinass Jesus kung fu grippin friend August 17, 2004

bo tard

Bo tard is the next level above re-tard, often involves extreme acts of stupidity, ignorance and poor judgment.
Alcohol is usually contributing factor from being re tarded to being bo tarded.

"Man did you see that kid hit him self with that baseball bat?"
"Yeah man, what a fricken bo tard"

"The troop surge in Iraq is bo tarded."
"Word, Bush is a bo tard."

by blindfaith814 May 2, 2007