The point where one cannot hold her their bowel movement, typically diarhea. The body stiffens up like a wooden board, hence the name 'boarding'.

Quick movements while boarding may cause one to shit their pants. Famously discussed by former Dodger's pitcher George Brett regarding an incident of food poisoning in the Las Vegas strip.
Mike and Dave both started boarding shortly after over-eating at McDonalds.
by UofPittEE July 20, 2009
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How retarded people spell the word bored.
Keith: "Board tonite call with plans."
Me: "You're retarded."
by urbanwordconnoisseur April 4, 2010
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A slang term for rebounds used most commonly in basketball.
by paspaspas November 18, 2014
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1) What happens to members of a startup company who are not present at the board meeting.
3) To be screwed over.
Everyone but top management is getting boarded in the next board meeting. Across the board pay cuts and stock dilution for, because employees are objects you screw profits out of.
by MarkHGoldstein March 12, 2013
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Slang used to describe a pair of skis used for the sport of snow skiing.
Somebody ripped-off my new boards!
by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010
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A board is a female who is overwhelmingly attracted that you can't take your eyes off of them and that you have no chances of hooking up. It is a word mostly used in class when someone is looking at the "board" but they are actually looking at the female in front of the real board.
Wow, that "board" has a fine figure.
by DamnDude April 28, 2018
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Short for skateboard, snowboard, wakeboard, surfboard, and any other word the contains "board". Was shortened because it rolls off the tounge easier and sounds better in a sentence.
That guy was grinding and his board snapped and he sacked himself

by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006
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