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Paris Hilton teen 

I know it's old news, and those pics have been passed around the net for a while now, but... omg, I can't get over it. She was fuckin' ugly (see the 10th pic of Paris Hilton). But that doesn't mean she needed to do what she did. Then again, if I had that much dough, I would too. Anyway, here were her problems:
1) Wtf was with her hair? It's like she bleached it and decided not to for a year! Two-colored hair looks good sometimes, but not in that picture. She could have atleast dyed it back her natural color.
2) Why was she so white!? It's as if she were albino. She probably wishes she was so she'd be blonde and have blue eyes. IMO, she needed the tan.
3) Her nose, although it's still obnoxious. That seems to be unfixable, even with tha plastic surgery she got.
4) Wtf is she wearing? 'Nuff said...
5) I'm not gonna lie, and say "she looked better before". She really didn't. She was fugly! Pretty much from all of the above mentioned.
Also, just a side note, but you'll notice that her natural eyes are brown (EVERYTHING about her is fake). I read that she goes through a pair of her $170 dollar contacts a day and spends like $100,000 on them a year. Ouch!
You can call someone a "Paris Hilton teen" if they decide to get a tan, bleach their hair, wear blue contacts, and get cosmetic surgery.
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Pre-teen 

One in the age of range of 10-12 between Childhood and Teenage years, they have for the most part shed their childness but have not fully converted into teens, many teens generally dislike pre-teens because they say they are B-tech teenage wannabes but that is wrong tbh, if these individuals wanna listen to "teenage" music or wear "teenage" clothes then they can do that, however the opposite is also bad, being to childish ,youngens will probably like their pre-teen child playmate but other pre-teens sure a HELLL won't think the same,the 'child' will not fit and face some teasing, so being pre-teen is kinda hard, you either gotta act like a teen and be disliked by the actual teens or a child and be disliked by your own age, you can't act the best of both cos with age it dont work like that.
Teenage gieser: "Those Pre-teen plebs, teenage wannabes!!"
Other teenager gieser: "Boy!!! They aint wannabes, they just share common interests!!!"
Pre-teen by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

early teen prude 

1.An early teen prude or simply pre-prude is someone in their very young teens who is extremly horny and badly wants to do somthing sexual. Unfortunantly the people their own age are being fucked by seniors in high school and wouldn't want to hook up with some pimpled face still going through puberty prude. Anyone younger is still reading holes and subscribes to sports illustrated for kids.
2.A desperate 12 or 13 or even 14 or 15 year old who would love to hook up but no one will make out with them simply because they are "grose".
I feel so bad for that pre-prude no one will go out with him.

Yea hes a really nice guy but hes so pre-prude and his mouth is so sloppy I would never hook up with him.

Pregnant teen society 

A society that tries to take the stigma out of being a pregnant teen and send the message that there is nothing with getting pregnant as a teen and supports a teens decision to become pregnant.
What do you think about the pregnant teen society?

smells like teen spirit 

Smelling like teen spirit is smelling like marijuana. Marijuana is a hallucinogenic plant that, when smoked gives you a high sensation.
Kid 1: Did you guys smoke in here?
Kid 2: Yeah, we did
Kid 1: That's why it smells like teen spirit in here.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force 

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is a show that maney do not like because they are to sophisticated and intellegent.I was reading difenitions four pages ago, people said ATHF was a stoner show or for 11 year olds who wanna be cool. They said it was strange and random. They said people only liked because it airs so late and they are half asleep. But now everyone leaves cool defs., cuz those pruney old bitches realized that they were makeing dumb asses of them selves.

1. I don't smoke pot and never will
2.I watch it on DVD at 6 o'clock and it's STILL good
3. I'm not 11, I'm 15, I watch the show with my older freinds and sometimes with my DAD who is 40
4. Random is not a complement, stop useing it that way. OHHHH, jhony u r sooo random. ATHF is anything but random. It may be a little eccentric, but not RANDOM.
5.Err does NOT look like a WMD! Probably some nervouse old ladey who has 911 on speed dial: No person with any tech experience sees a LED light board and thinks it's a bomb. They were 5 millimeters thick with a couple of D-batteries stapeled to them! WHERE ARE THE EXPLOSIVES KEPT?!

In conclusion, ATHF is usally liked by those who are not bland posers with sticks up their ass. These people are real to them selves and admitt that they like something, even though others may tell them that makes them immature low life scum.
Fred: Aqua Teen Hunger Force is for stoned insomniac pussies

Bob: just a minnute while I grab a moon rock, nerd

*vigorus moon-spanking ensues*
Aqua Teen Hunger Force by $@M December 9, 2008

Phyllis-teen 

Under its original spelling Philistine, it's defined as those who are smug, ignorant and indifferent to intellectual pursuits.

"Phyllis-teen" (often shortened to PT) expounds upon the original definition and refers to women of little, intrinsic value - often named Phyllis, Lisa or Courtney. A woman whose narrow view on life often includes a disdain of all cultures (except her own), pure hatred for children and a life focused on having her partner pay for all her shit because she's a spoiled beeyotch and he's a fucktard.

Essentially, phyllis-teens are spoiled skanks and racist baby-haters. A phyllis-teen would eat a child's innards and turn its skin into a Gucci belt if given the chance.
That PT told my girlfriend that most babies are annoying and that she wants to smack their faces off sometimes. Phyllis-teen then told her that she'd consider getting preggo so her BF would have to marry her...or pay child support.
Phyllis-teen by StynkStar August 11, 2006