planking on a million

A saying meaning gone crazy or lost common sense.

Peter: You should've seen her the other day, she was talking to herself.

Kyle: That girl is planking on a million

by TheIceCreamHunger July 22, 2012

complete fucking plank

A phrase used to describe someone that has just done/said somthing so stupid, you'd think it's not possible

G. W. Bush: They misunderestimate me
Tony Blair: You complete fucking plank!!

by the lad sat down June 14, 2009

Plonker

To be so drunk you're unable to remember the meaning of certain words.

Gerry: You were fairly hammered last night.
Keith: I was off me bleedin plonker I was!!!!!!! Yeeoooww!!!!

by gerbear85 May 28, 2008

plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.

i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.

by Tim August 7, 2003

plank

a flat-chested woman

- That chick is a real knockout!
- Too bad she didn't grow any knockers...
- Yeah, she's a plank.

by plankspanker February 25, 2009

phonker

a neopaganist techkno shaman that doesnt gove a fuck about nothing....

What a phonker

by phonker April 15, 2003

Planking

Parkour for people who cannot run very fast. Instead of running about public places and doing silly flips, you lay down.

Guy 1 is awkwardly laying on a statue

Guy 2: What are you doing up there?

Guy 1: I'm planking.

by Brucely June 14, 2011