Plonkey

An unfortunate animal. This poor creature appears to be the result of some very peculiar genetic affiliations between an eccentric plattypus, hell bent on assimilating every other species and it's third victim, the donkey. The plight of the donkey as a species is now assured. The plattypus became a demented sexual fiend when it was spawned after the "original" beaver raped a duck.

"Shit what the shit is that humping your leg dude?"
"holy fucking jesusonapopcicle, thats a fuckin Plonkey"
"Your mama was a plonkiphile, you demented freak"
"That fucking beaver"

by sufhlke December 12, 2008

Plonkey

A term describing the backfire of excrement that is released when a donkey punch is delivered.

Craig got plonkey all over his dick when he donkey punched Dave too hard.

by Deass November 7, 2014

Plonkey Chops

Is a term of indearment refering to a person that often talks a lot of nonsense. Can also be used as an insult,however it is usually ineffective

Jake: Did you know that penguins are the only known birds to prostitue themselves?
John: Shut up, you plonkey chops

by Grizzly Griffin March 1, 2009

plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003

plonker

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005

plonky

an alocholic, who is partial to cheap drinks such as white star

faye -
jon, you are such a plonky

by lancelotrocks December 18, 2007

Pulling my plonker

Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker

by Teleco November 26, 2016