Definitions by plankspanker

plank 

a flat-chested woman

- That chick is a real knockout!
- Too bad she didn't grow any knockers...
- Yeah, she's a plank.

plank by plankspanker February 25, 2009

plankspanker

a guitar player

- That plankspanker is awesome, dude!
- Yes, no one can handle a six-string like my guitar hero (add name of your choice...)!

plankspanker by plankspanker February 23, 2009

plank 

A guitar - especially of the Telecaster variety, which literally is a plank (well, almost anyway)

- Bro', grab your plank, fire up the amp, plug in, and lets jam 'til our fingers bleed!

plank by plankspanker February 23, 2009

Giggle 

Using Google to search for web sites with jokes, funny images or otherwise amusing and laughable content

- Look what I just Giggled.
- Oh man, that site is sooo funny (lol, as they say...)!

Giggle by plankspanker February 23, 2009