plank

A guitar - especially of the Telecaster variety, which literally is a plank (well, almost anyway)

- Bro', grab your plank, fire up the amp, plug in, and lets jam 'til our fingers bleed!

by plankspanker February 23, 2009

plank

a flat-chested woman

- That chick is a real knockout!
- Too bad she didn't grow any knockers...
- Yeah, she's a plank.

by plankspanker February 25, 2009

Giggle

Using Google to search for web sites with jokes, funny images or otherwise amusing and laughable content

- Look what I just Giggled.
- Oh man, that site is sooo funny (lol, as they say...)!

by plankspanker February 23, 2009

plankspanker

a guitar player

- That plankspanker is awesome, dude!
- Yes, no one can handle a six-string like my guitar hero (add name of your choice...)!

by plankspanker February 23, 2009