flabulent

Adj. Of fat flesh, to make a farting noise. See flabulence.

She shifted uncomfortably, her flabulent buttocks blupping gracelessly on the smooth seat of her molded plastic toadstool hoverchair.

by GlenCallenderUFA June 17, 2009

Flabberjaculate

When a young male is masturbating in what he thinks is complete solitude and someone walks in. This surprise is enough to make the young male so flabbergasted he ejaculates all over the person surprising him.

Guy 1: Last night sucked.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: My mom walked in on me and I Flabberjaculated on her.

Guy 2: I killed my grandma the same way.

by Znasty October 22, 2009

Flabs of Steel

It's what someone has when they act as if they are muscular or skinny- but are- well- FAT (or just biiiggg losers). 97.2% of them are douchebags. The other 2.8% is big people with WAYYY too much self-esteem. Look out for these ones- they're usually nut jobs.

"Hey, you met Tyler Bennett?"

"Yeah, he's got Flabs of Steel like shit, man."

"That douchebag."

by The Original Ninja, Bitch :D October 5, 2009

flabbersnatch

a morbidly obese woman whose genitals are completly engourged in fat.

"DAMN, look at that huge flabbersnatch!"

by lifeisshort03 March 21, 2010

Flaberjabin

A word used to express your opinion in something. Instead of using cool or awsome you would say Flaberjabin.

Dude where did you get those shoes from they are flaberjabin.

by dreamer101 July 4, 2010

Flabenwagon

AN extremly loose vagina: Noun

You can kick a feild goal in that flabenwagon.

by Dan Gilbert, Ken Wood October 30, 2011

Flabbermitch

A common term used when a prostitute has hustled you for horrible service.

Prostitute: "Okay buddy pay up."

Flabbermitched Victim: " Are you fucking kidding me. I've been flabbermitched!"

by kungfu_panda November 9, 2011