A really nerdy piece of art. Usually liked by confused poetic girls in their 20's. May contain polka-dots and ramdomly arranged colors.
Look at that pair of artsy fartsy reading glasses!
The thick pink ones with black polka-dots?
Yeah, those!
The thick pink ones with black polka-dots?
Yeah, those!
by NateAbel May 9, 2005
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locations, preferably closed-in spaces were air is not ventilated.
Fart- comes from passing gas out the anus. syn.;pooting; shooting of air biscuits.
Spartagus- a slave that was made into a gladiator to amuse the Roman masses.
combined; Fart+Spartagus as one name used in anger.
locations, preferably closed-in spaces were air is not ventilated.
Fart- comes from passing gas out the anus. syn.;pooting; shooting of air biscuits.
Spartagus- a slave that was made into a gladiator to amuse the Roman masses.
combined; Fart+Spartagus as one name used in anger.
Damn, you Fartspartagus!!
An assmunch, that farts in the car with jammed windows on highway moving at 70 miles per hour.
A person standing in a long line on a hot day that passes gas in front of you when you are next.
A rude person that farts in an elevator full of people.
An assmunch, that farts in the car with jammed windows on highway moving at 70 miles per hour.
A person standing in a long line on a hot day that passes gas in front of you when you are next.
A rude person that farts in an elevator full of people.
by Tony June 19, 2006
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when u keep a fart stored up in ur intestines for too long a strange dust like substance shoots out with a popping noise and you can not control them they just...POP!
"eerr...ow iv had to fart for 93 days..." says the dust fart victim." PPPOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!! "hah...uh scuuuuuze me i just had a dust fart!"
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Get the FACTS! mug.When homie/homegirl* number 1 makes an opinionated statement that homie/homegirl number 2 agrees with wholeheartedly and shows so by saying '"facts." The opinion is usually, but not always, widely agreed upon by many others not in the conversation. Note that it is NEVER an actual fact.
*cuz equal rights/pay/representation is sexy
*cuz equal rights/pay/representation is sexy
Homie: Yooo, they ain't have to do my man Hodor like that my g...like wtf yo, he don't even be bothering nobody fam & niggas gon' niggas gon' *on the verge of crying* ...man, fuck the white walkers yo..
Homegirl: Facts
Homie #1: Yooo look at these old Salma Hayek & Halle Berry pics from the 90s, them bitches sooo bad
Homie #2: Nigga, they' still bad as fuck
Homie #1: Facts
Homegirl #1: Them grown as LADIES are so bad
Homeboy #1 & 2 (in unison): Facts... (subdued)
Homie #1: Yooo, two of the best followup albums that don't get the love they deserve, are It was written and Hell on Earth
Homegirl #1: A lot of people love those albums tho
Homie #2: plus people often forget that the Infamous & not Hell on Earth was the actual followup to Juvenile hell, probably making it the best sophomore album of all time
Homegirl #2: little known Facts
Homegirl #1: Yooo, I ain't saying them niggas necessarily stole the elections, but son something fishy with thei' relationship
Homegirl #2: word, like Russia's our mans and them now?
Homie #1: nahmean, like the cold war, moon and weapon races is ancient history and shit
Homie #2: that's like being best friends with a kid who's the grandson of a crip dude that ur blood granddaddy beefed with for 45 years
Homegirl#1: u know blood and crip granddaddies my nigga? but yeah, that dude is on his cash rules everything around me shit, so it's far from far-fetched that dudes are working together on a common goal
All in unison: Facts
Homegirl: Facts
Homie #1: Yooo look at these old Salma Hayek & Halle Berry pics from the 90s, them bitches sooo bad
Homie #2: Nigga, they' still bad as fuck
Homie #1: Facts
Homegirl #1: Them grown as LADIES are so bad
Homeboy #1 & 2 (in unison): Facts... (subdued)
Homie #1: Yooo, two of the best followup albums that don't get the love they deserve, are It was written and Hell on Earth
Homegirl #1: A lot of people love those albums tho
Homie #2: plus people often forget that the Infamous & not Hell on Earth was the actual followup to Juvenile hell, probably making it the best sophomore album of all time
Homegirl #2: little known Facts
Homegirl #1: Yooo, I ain't saying them niggas necessarily stole the elections, but son something fishy with thei' relationship
Homegirl #2: word, like Russia's our mans and them now?
Homie #1: nahmean, like the cold war, moon and weapon races is ancient history and shit
Homie #2: that's like being best friends with a kid who's the grandson of a crip dude that ur blood granddaddy beefed with for 45 years
Homegirl#1: u know blood and crip granddaddies my nigga? but yeah, that dude is on his cash rules everything around me shit, so it's far from far-fetched that dudes are working together on a common goal
All in unison: Facts
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