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Jumping Jack-Offs 

A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion
I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs

The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs
Jumping Jack-Offs by Cadillac C--Y February 27, 2011

Jack of all offs 

A man who has mastered all ways of masturbation. Also has the ability to masturbate anywhere at anytime, at will without remorse.
Tim is a Jack of all offs because he can masturbate with anything.
Jack of all offs by Sir Bitchin lots December 30, 2010

Apple JacK-off's 

Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.
I'm dreading going to the Apple Store cause I don't wannna deal with those fucking Apple Jack-off's
Apple JacK-off's by TV CAR July 25, 2010

jackoffsturbate 

A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.
Holy shit, watching that porno made me so damn horny. I'm going to go home and jackoffsturbate.
jackoffsturbate by Lon August 18, 2005

jackoffsterbate

to be masterbauting and jacking off at the same time, To have both hands manipualting your penis
dude, i just got jackoffsterbated by two chicks!!!
or
i jackeoffsterbated last night, and now my hands are tired

Degenerate Jackoffs 

How you and the boys feel after watching wolf of Wall Street, drinking like fish and bang chicks
John: Yo why does Ashley hate us so much?
Bill: I think it’s because we are degenerate jackoffs
John: Oh shit fuck yeah