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Excuse

What teachers say you use, as an unjustifiable reason for something just because they do not want you to leave the classroom even though yo must release a Fat Shit
Guy: fucking mr. M said I was making an “Excuse” to go take a shit, so I shit on his desk

Guy 2: fuck him honestly.
by TheBestRodent=Ray January 8, 2020
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Existence

A thing that you are, you are just this word. You are a blob in the universe of existence. Thats it, The end :)
I exist. I am an EXISTENCE
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existence

Refer to life, existence is also a disease. The disease cannot spread, but anything, anyone has this disease since they were first welcomed to this cruel world. Oh, you Karen think YOUR ANTI-VAXX METHOD is gonna save you from this thing? WRONG. YOU’RE DEAD WRONG. In fact, even if you were vaccinated, you can’t get away from it anyways. It kills people slowly, but have a 100% fatality rate, there was no cure, there is currently no cure, and there will be no cure for this disease. How long this disease takes to kill a host is based on the host itself. A plastic piece can last to 100 years while a college student stuck in student loans takes as much as 14 years. It is the main reason for depression and almost any other diseases.
“Oh hey dude you got existence right?”
“Yeah that blows man i hate existence”
by Lemon_is_good April 17, 2020
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excuse me

joshua; excuse me what
people around him; ok josh
by Imalitttlegirl May 30, 2020
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Existentialinconsequentialism

The feeling of absolute disassociation and embarrassment with attachment to the outcomes of events or value of objects.
Gordon: hey man do you have those reports done?

Jerry: you know what Gordon, no I don’t, I woke up today and came to work and got hit with a fat feeling of Existentialinconsequentialism from doing this meaningless job and I give absolutely no fucks about your reports.
by Lomaboy August 27, 2020
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Excusion

The act of using confusion as an excuse to not perform work.

Often used on backshift in Naval shipyards
"Hey, did Bob get that job done last night?"
"No, he was confused by step 1.0 in the procedure so he didn't get started."
"Bob always using the excusion technique to sit on his ass all night" *shaking head
by Dizzzy2020 September 6, 2020
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Existance

A useless thing used to torture people

Also, vote to keep this whoever is voting pls
I'm going to yeet myself out of existance
by Gurd Tothhood October 6, 2020
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