crankshaft 

When a women gives her man a handjob using motor oil as the lubricant.

She crankshafted me at Jiffy Lube and now my dick is stained dark brown.

crankshaft by Alex Winston June 14, 2008

Crank 

Crying at the same time as having a wank.

Why don't you just fuck off and have a crank!

Crank by Heidi Chad September 19, 2008

Cranking 

Crying and wanking at the same time.
Cranker; a person who cries and wanks simultaneously because the object of the wank either hates them or doesn't know they exist. Can be male or female.

'Yeah John's so in love with Jane and she doesn't want him so he cranks over her all the time.'
'We walked in on her cranking it was the most pathetic thing ever.'

Cranking by joanneandellen December 12, 2010

Cranker 

A person who engages in the act of crying and masturbating (wanking) simultaneously in one session.

John: "wow, sorry man..."
Mike: "I WAS ONLY CRANKING! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
John: "so you're a cranker??"

Cranker by Original Cranker April 14, 2011

Crandy 

When you get a blowjob while watching a man fight 500 crayfish to the death

"Dude he's so lucky he got a crandy for his birthday!"

Crandy by The Crandy Man September 6, 2009

crankles 

The condition which usually afflicts large ladies where the ankle and calf are nearly the same diameter

check out the crankles on that bloater

crankles by darkman69 October 27, 2008

crank that yank

To beat up a peer, To greatly embarrass him in front of his other friends/ girlfriend/ lovers

Nick was trippin' so i hadda crank that yank on the fool. Then his brother didn't stop giving him shit ever again.

crank that yank by burntmelons December 9, 2008