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That frustrated combination of irritability and horniness that result from going too long without an orgasm. Portmanteau of "randy" and "cranky." cf. hangry.
I've been so crandy since my vibrator burned out, I've pissed off all my co-workers!
by Butch1111 May 29, 2017
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When you get a blowjob while watching a man fight 500 crayfish to the death
"Dude he's so lucky he got a crandy for his birthday!"
by The Crandy Man September 06, 2009
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The art of masturbation while utilizing a freshly opened can of cranberry sauce.
Todd was so happy his mom bought 2 cans of cranberry sauce, so after dinner he could give himself a crandy.
by Jimbo6 November 27, 2017
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