Crandy 

When you get a blowjob while watching a man fight 500 crayfish to the death

"Dude he's so lucky he got a crandy for his birthday!"

Crandy by The Crandy Man September 6, 2009

Crandy 

A fat person that is gay

See that bastard over there he is such a crandy

Crandy by InfamousChub September 30, 2022

Crandy 

The art of masturbation while utilizing a freshly opened can of cranberry sauce.

Todd was so happy his mom bought 2 cans of cranberry sauce, so after dinner he could give himself a crandy.

Crandy by Jimbo6 November 27, 2017

Crandy 

That frustrated combination of irritability and horniness that result from going too long without an orgasm. Portmanteau of "randy" and "cranky." cf. hangry.

I've been so crandy since my vibrator burned out, I've pissed off all my co-workers!

Crandy by Butch1111 May 29, 2017

Crandy 

The act of masturbating with a can of cranberry sauce.

George went out last night and got a crandy from Michelle.

Crandy by Jimbo6 December 7, 2017

Crandy 

Crotch candy

When you crave candy so bad, even if the candy fell in someone's lap, you'd lunge your head forward to get the crandy (crotch candy).

Crandy by Rio8rosco May 7, 2022

Cotton candy

A fluffy subsence that is made up of sugar and food colouring, you could even say it's a drop of heaven.

One guy: "man, that was some good cotton candy."
Other guy:"don't you mean some good heaven?"
One guy:"ummmmmmm"

Cotton candy by SplatterZee88 February 12, 2017