flat price

Flat price. Giving somebody something for a price that you payed for it yourself. So if you get some weed for $100, you'll give that same amount of weed to yo bud for $100. Flat price. You are not making any money off this.

"Yo nigga I'll give you a gram of that dank shit for flat price."

"Jeez, thanks man!"

by Latvianblazer November 7, 2015

flat bubble butt

Butt that bubbles, plateaus, then rounds again towards the legs.

An old lady who has sat for too many years on her bubble butt and begins to flatten but yet still round forming a flat bubble butt.

by Downtoearthspace cadette April 11, 2017

flat chest phoebe

when a bitch called phoebe goes up to you and roasts you so you say she has a flat chest and as she laughs you firmly grab her testicles and chest causing you to be canceled

I just did a flat chest phoebe during lunch.

by Milfhentaisenpai April 10, 2022

Flat Tire

In a chick fight when one girl steps on the other girls foot and punches her in the chest really hard.

The flat tire is the best way to win at Foxy Boxing.

by ASS-assin August 29, 2009

flat

Uncool, bogus, lame, wack, or dick.

I got fired today for smoking weed in the bathroom...my boss was totally flat about it.

by J March 12, 2003

Flat Iron

When a large size person wants to have sex with a skinny person.

I wanna flat iron you tonite!

by Veronica Lugo May 17, 2008

Atomic Flat Tire

Stepping on the back of one's shoe with great force; jumping on their heel. Intended to make their shoe fall off and make them trip/fall.

See also flat tire.

When I gave him an atomic flat tire, everyone laughed.

Give that bitch an atomic flat tire, I hate her.

by Dominick January 14, 2004