anal flank

To flank someone (generally in war games) to get behind them, kill them, then proceed to rape them. Usually in some sort of "crouch-stand" maneuver. (Tea bagging)

Soldier 1: Dude, we got to anal flank these guys, we're getting owned!

Soldier 2: Alright, I'll distract them, you do it.

by Hiru March 15, 2008

da flattz

a commonly used nickname used for Lafayette,Louisiana because of its flat terrain.

I got a homeboy who lives down in da flattz.

by Sidewalk Tha Villain October 5, 2008

road flare

Prior to engaging in coitus with a deceased person, recently or otherwise; the act of inserting an already ignited road flare into any unsuspecting orifice to bring that specific region on the body back up to temperature before performing a hot beef injection on the aforementioned location of the human anatomy.

Klevin, "my hands are shaking so badly I cannot ignite the striker on the road flare".

Josh, "goddamnit, these days i can't get my girlfriend out of the food court at the mall, she's blimped up to the size of Nebraska and the only way I can get any action, besides covering her in flour and nailing one of the forty seven spots that are moist is to road flare dudes straight out of the cemetary...light the damn flare Klevin so I can get it on with this rotting, puytrifying corpse".....

Klevin "wow...you just enacted a road flare on a man from the early 1900's"......

Josh: "best action i've encounted since I turned twenty one!!!!!"

by Grande John January 16, 2009

grammar flash

The point of time where you feel like correcting people grammar just to make yourself look smart.

Person 1: Your being annoying.
Person 2: It's actually you're.
Person 1: Thanks for the grammar flash, asshole.

by ldizzle2012 February 20, 2011

Sandusky Flashback

A painful memory of a childhood raping.

Mr McKenna had a Sandusky Flashback as he watched the local high school football game.

by DPgumby May 1, 2012

anal flamping

When your partner has piles and you are mid anal intercourse the piles swell too large and trap the penis within the anus.

"Mate got my tackle stuck in her lumpy porridge last night, it was some serious anal flamping"

by MattM18 March 18, 2015

Mississippi Flapjack

Slapping your cock on relatives ass.

"Hey did you hear about Dustin Adams dropping his pants and giving his sister a Mississippi flapjack?"

by HughJayness February 26, 2017