Definitions by ldizzle2012
Chinese Rooster
When you are having sex with an asian female, preferably during the early morning hours of spring or summer while the windows are open for fresh air (approximately 4-7 am), and she orgasms so loud that your roommates, parents, or neighbors wake up from the moan just as a rooster wakes up people from their cock-a-doodle-do.
Asian female: (with accent) Oh fuck! keep going i'm about to!
Neighbor next door: Hey! keep it down! I've had enough of your chinese rooster every day at 6:13 am!
Neighbor next door: Hey! keep it down! I've had enough of your chinese rooster every day at 6:13 am!
Chinese Rooster by ldizzle2012 September 13, 2017
Post Concert
The point in time where you had just attended a concert and as soon as you get home you play all their music over and over again.
Person 1: Wow I love Taylor Swift! im going to go home and sit in my room for the rest of the night listening to her!
Person 2: It wasn't even that good. I don't want to hear about your post concert schedule.
Person 1: Go listen to your favorite band Maroon 5, faggot.
Person 2: It wasn't even that good. I don't want to hear about your post concert schedule.
Person 1: Go listen to your favorite band Maroon 5, faggot.
Post Concert by ldizzle2012 August 23, 2011
grammar flash
Person 1: Your being annoying.
Person 2: It's actually you're.
Person 1: Thanks for the grammar flash, asshole.
Person 2: It's actually you're.
Person 1: Thanks for the grammar flash, asshole.
grammar flash by ldizzle2012 February 20, 2011