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Fail Farmer

It means "farming your own fail".

A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.

To be called a fail farmer is an insult.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"

Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"
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Face Fail

when facebook is updating their framework and doesn't work well, or at all.
Me: "Wtf?! Facebook keeps on telling me I don't have permission to talk to my sister"

You: "Face fail"
by Huminah Huminah October 23, 2009
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curb fail

when you jump and almost curb stomp yourself. The biggest fail known to man.It occurs when someone is being stupid.
"Dude! did you hear that your little bro curb failed?"

"OMG no"

"He was jumping on a bed and curb failed"
by The dude doin your mom January 26, 2010
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Epic Fail

When you do something wrong soo badly, you fail it COMPLETELY.
"Did you see Randy trying to put that radio in his car?"
"That was an Epic FAIL!"
by Laura OBrien November 27, 2009
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Fail-osophy

An idea or thought brought forth by an individual who believes they are correct and /or smart when actually all their ideas are total bullshit.
Wow, using that thesaurus to sound smarter than you actually are, Huey? Great Fail-osophy.
by L-Marsh September 24, 2010
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Fergie Fail

To fail so bad that you make yourself look like a complete ass/retard in front of a group of people.
Girl 1: Lol, I'm a Grammer Nazi!
Girl 2: Don't you mean "Grammar Nazi"?
Boy 1: Man, you just pulled a Fergie Fail, nice one.
by What, what? March 7, 2011
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fail

Formerly used to describe the situation of not achieving the desired result in an undertaking considered to be somewhat important or monumental. In the context of performance in regards to the completion of a a test: to achieve a sub-par result, usually less than 70%.

Currently used by mindless sheep to commemorate the lack of desired intention, especially in regards to the most inconsequential of actions. No longer applies in the context of not passing a test (due to educational standards being so low that achievement of less than 70% is essentially impossible if one is not retarded).

One of the twenty words used in the "new" English language that is comprised completely of buzzwords.
Future Intellectual #1: (drops piece of paper)
Future Intellectual #2: Fail
Future Intellectual #1: Random!
by Liter-rat September 17, 2012
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