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zook

zook - means a joint/spliff
Im gonna light my zook
by mccj001 July 8, 2007
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Zookeeper status

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.
When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.
by Lewis Hawkins October 16, 2008
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Zook

" a shorter name for Bazooka in the popular worms} series " -also used in some other game titles
" i just wasted that guy with the zook!"
by Jonny November 10, 2003
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Zookin

A very complex move in Battlefield games.Performed and mastered by Youtube user,Stun_gravy.

Basicaly,its a desperate maneuver done wen piloting a fighter in a wargame,were yoy find yourself being pursued by another plane,the movement itself is very simple,but risky,still,it can save you and your plane.

To perform a Zookin,or RendeZook,you basicaly have to equip your character whit an Anti-Veicle weapon,once done,and/or wen being pursued,position your plane at an angle of 90 degrees,Eject,equip your AV weapon and shoot the pursuing plane,if you hit the plane,it will blow,if you miss,you will still have to go back to your plane,once done you will be generaly be behind the enemy plane.
I managed to make Zookin,and saved my ass!

I Zooked him,man,he got so pissed off!
by GamerFromBrazil December 19, 2011
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zooker

a person who is unfashionable; a freak; a wierdo
He was wearing a plaid hat that had rabbit fur ear flaps. He looked like a zooker.
by Norgib January 16, 2009
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zooks

interchangeable with bro, man, dude, leo, etc.

très chill
"aii leo!"
"sup zooks?"
by krizN July 22, 2009
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Zook

A poncy hairdresser's 4x4.
Short for Suzuki
That Zook's got more accessories than a tart's handbag, and it still couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding.
by Sarah W August 23, 2005
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