zook

the process of one smelling so bad that everyone thinks that there is a dumpster coming, or oneself looking so ugly and so alien like that nobody wants to go near them unless they're sending them off to the moon

Basically this word makes no sense at all, so it makes sense in every way you try to use it... you fuckin' zook
1) You fuckin' zook, I want to puke all over your face

2) I zooked the shit out of her last night
by China Doll 69 February 01, 2012
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zook - means a joint/spliff
Im gonna light my zook
by mccj001 July 08, 2007
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1. To act and/or look like the Scary Muppet character (copyright Jim Henson productions
2. To say "don't worry about it" wayyyy too many times
3. To be so baked they can't remember their own name and/or grafitti a church
4. To watch the fireworks with your boyfriend without kissing, or holding hands; usually the byproduct of being baked
5. To have an unhealthy infatuation with homosexual men (see Pilitowski, Joe and Haenchen, Nick)
AWWWWWW ZOOK!!!

Zook?
by Joe Pilitowski August 19, 2007
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The Gators way of fucking up when trying to find a coach to replace Spurrier...Great recruiter though
by birdman May 23, 2004
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(v., sl.):
1) To give anal sex to.
2) (Uncommon.) To ejaculate.
I got zooked last night. Good thing he had lubrication!
by Ross A. December 28, 2005
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one who pwns. a pwner.
my friend is a real zook.
by zook jo July 11, 2009
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To terribly mis-quote something from a tv show.
He really zooked that sentence up that time.
by Haik January 30, 2004
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