spaffment

A statement of much spaffage.

That is a horrendously Bitchylegendary spaffment.

by Rexington November 12, 2006

spaff chaser

Someone who's intention is to spend as much time as possible with semen, whether it be by masturbating or sucking cock. Can be male or female.

Jenny: OMG, he TOTALLY gave me a facial last night.
Alex: Doesn't that happen to you all the time?
Jenny: I like jizz, okay?!
Alex: Spaff chaser.

by boomchickaboom23 February 21, 2010

Spaff eye

1) To ejaculate in someone's eyes

2) Struggling to open your eyes having just had them cum on or in.

"Simon. Please give me Spaff Eye" said Kat.

by slg69 November 6, 2019

bath spaff

When you have a good ol' wank in the bathtub.

"I had an impossing bath spaff last night"

by SoapMeUp November 25, 2015

Simba Spaff

When you pull out and spaff in your hand, and proceed to spread it across their forehead whilst quietly muttering 'simbaaaa...'

Ye know, I was with this fuckin' girl called Jerry last night ye, and I Simba Spaffed on her fod didn't I!

by tassomai champion of the week February 1, 2019

Spaff Directory

A rather amusing term for the Urban Dictionary!

"you know what is the best website in the world? the Spaff Directory!"

"What does Spaff mean? check the Spaff Directory!"

by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006

splaff

the noun or verb relating to (male or female) ejaculate

ewan's sheets are like fucking jacob's crackers with the amount of splaff on them!

by khronk June 26, 2003