Pertz

Pertz. A man with a mane. A wild stallion running free with hair cascading in a buoyant and electric fashion.

A Pertz may be featured in a Pertz Plus commercial due to the nature of it's hair being so naturally phenomenal. Men want to be Pertz, women want to be with Pertz.

*Antonym: Bookman

"Wow - just look at that Pertz run! He looks like Anthony Kiedis running in 'Under the Bridge'."

"Hey, have you seen chariots of fire? That movie reminds me of Pertz."

Man to wife: "Honey, now that I'm older and I'm starting to lose my hair, I wonder if I should get a hair transplant to look like Pertz".
Wife to man: "Babe, if you get hair like Pertz, I can finally stop sleeping with him behind your back and I'll finally love you for you."

by RobbyB. October 14, 2019

Perttu Kivalaasko

Very sexy Finnish cellist. He is a member of the Finnish cello trio Apocalyptica.Long black hair, a devilish grin, and hot body as well. He is often seen shirtless, sporting a top hat and black fingernail polish. He is very talented and has won numerous awards. He has a permanent chair in the Helsinki Orchestra. He also became the 3rd greatest cello player in the world at 18. He has composed many arrangements for Apocalyptica as well as documentaries and video games. He has a warm personality but rarely laughs or smiles.

Perrtu Kivalaasko is an amzing cellist.
Perrtu Kivalaasko is the sex.
Perttu Kivalaasko lives in my bedroom and sometimes in Helsinki.

by AmCk April 28, 2008

Pert

Perky, usually to describle breasts of moderately small size, but perfectly formed.

Her tits aren't that big, but pert? Oh most definately yes!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Pharton

Smallest possible unit of gas that can overcome sphinter pressure to escape in one fart.

Why is everyone leaving the room it was only a pharton?

by Tim Cartledge June 15, 2010

corner of bumfuck and you got a perty mouth

synonym of middle of nowhere, usually in hillbilly territory

We let that dumbass, Darin, drive and we ended up at the corner of bumfuck and you got a perty mouth

by HurricaneAndrew June 12, 2008

Perth

A place in Australia where good bands avoid going to to perform...for some apparent reason which I don't know about.

Random 1: Hey, do you know if Panic! At the Disco are coming to Perth?

Random 1's friend:Probably not; it's Perth for god sake!

by Rainbow Donut Killer October 2, 2012

perturbed

(adj.) to be utterly and completely annoyed, angst-ridden, and disgusted; may also lead to abnormal agression

Kelly and Stepanie were quite perturbed when their pet camel would not do as they said, causing Stephanie, an animal lover, to strike the camel in the thigh.

by Emily F September 27, 2005