Fattastic

Fantastically fat person

"That bitch needs to drop a few, but damn she's fattastic!"

by kerklein2 November 16, 2006

Fatooshe

A penis which is to swollen with disease (example: cifolis) to fit into the woman's vagina

"gosh darnnit i wanted to have intercourse but he had a fatooshe

by s;lkfjdslkjflksdjfklsjfkljssex January 15, 2011

fartosis

Farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. Having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.

Girl: The other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!

Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole

by three-m January 13, 2010

Factos👍👀

After the GOAT Lionel Messi won his seventh balon d’or and Pendu finished 6th. Penaldo cried on Instagram by commenting “factos👀👍”under a post claiming he deserved the reward. The term is now used as a confirmation of football knowledge.

“Hey Pendu, are you a finished footballer?”
“Factos👍👀”

by Honest Penaldo and VARdrid fan December 2, 2021

Fattist

Someone who dislikes fat people, their whining, their medical problems and their excuses.
The tax payer supports their fat asses giving them no incentive to do anything about it, though why they care to stay that way no one knows.
Fact : Most people are fat because they are greedy and or lazy. I know this because I too used to be fat - then I got sick of my own whining and did something about it.
Fact: It is going to be made an 'offense' to call anyone 'fat' or 'obese'. Okay, let's not be honest and tip-toe around the problem - that should help.

'Wow! Look how fat that guy is!'
'Hey! Don't say that, that's rude you fattist!'

by Lyricalgangsta December 14, 2012

Factos

When you just cannot digest the fact that someone is more successful than you in life

Ronaldo is so insecure bro. He typed 'Factos' below a post appreciating him and undermining Messi!!

by Footballiscool December 3, 2021

Factos

Factos in Portuguese means facts. Crybaby and insecure Cristiano Penaldo commenting 'factos' under Messi slander Instagram post shows how obsessed he is with the GOAT Messi.

Hey do you know Cristiano Penaldo is finished and he will never win another ballon d'or?
Yes, of course, everybody knows these factos.

by LM0710 December 1, 2021