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some one who eats non stop. thier idea of fun is eating... eating is there life they live to eat
taylor w is such a fattass, i spent the night at her house and she was like i kno what we can do and went to the fridge and got out a box of corn dogs and sed its snack time....
fattass by pooop June 16, 2007
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One who is so fat they can't sit on the toliet seat and has to sit on the bowl
Marlan Brando is a fattass.
Fattass by Levi Morris April 2, 2005
when bianca arrives to the party, no need to explain
a: oh here she comes, the fattass
b: who? wher-

f̴̨̭͋̚ͅ ̣͔̰̞͓̦̾͜͜à̶̡̜͌̃̈́̈́ ͓̘̰͆t ̞̬̥͗̂͛̀̕ ̴̪̭̻̂̉̒͂͘͜͝͠t ̺͆̏̍͛̈́͋ ̴͖̩̗̪̜̟̜͕̄͒̾̾͝a ̹̳͙̖̓̐̈́̂͑̚ ̙̮̝͖̰̓̑͆́̆s̵̺̈́͝ ̶̧̟̠̈́̄̑ś̶̲̠͉̩̏͊
fattass by Svetlana123 May 3, 2020

Fattass.tk 

My last hope. If anything goes wrong, I've still got Fattass to keep me sane.
I didn't do well in college. In fact, I have no idea what to do with my life now. But at least I have Fattass, and they can never take that away from me.
Fattass.tk by 'JJ' August 21, 2004

fattass.tk 

A beautiful home to many friends (and a few enemies too)
I'm posting on the forums at fattass.tk! I like friends!
fattass.tk by Psi August 10, 2004

ADD COMMENTS BACK FATTASS 

Hello urban moderator FUCKING ADD COMMENTS BACK ALL THE HUMOR WAS FROM COMMENT’s FUCK YOU AND UR TEAM
ADD COMMENTS BACK FATTASS OR ELSE
ADD COMMENTS BACK FATTASS by Α March 9, 2022

Fatass Jonny 

"Fatass Jonny" is a term created on December of 27th, in 2020. First ever footage of such term used was documented in the video titled, "Fat ass Johnny (CSGO Moment)" uploaded by the channel, "Mrbailey channel". The term is frequently used in the CS:GO community. It is used to call someone who spent, or currently spends, money on the CS:GO game starting from when the game became free in 2018.

Clarifications;
An individual cannot be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they sold something on the Steam market and later on bought something in CS:GO.
An individual can be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they took money out of their wallet to buy something in CS:GO.
An individual cannot be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they took money out of their wallet to buy a Steam gift card and then purchase something in CS:GO.
An individual can be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they bought an item in CS:GO that was planned to make profit from, but failed to do so.
Danny spent $20 on a CS:GO skin out of his own wallet, he has now become a Fatass Jonny.

Lev is not a Fatass Jonny because he sold his skin for $20 when originally he bought it for $15, and therefore made profit.
Fatass Jonny by exxarushii February 8, 2022
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