That's So embarassing

When one does something embarassing, and someone else shouts out "that's so embarassing".

After Evan tripped, Ethan shouted out, "That's so embarassing!".

by larl kindberg April 3, 2010

email forwards

Email forwards tend to be generated by nincompoops. They seem to believe that email domains/businesses/ghosts can track your emails and see how many people you send them to.

Often people believe ill babies will get money from AOL. Or perhaps that sending it to 30 people will grant a wish of your choice, improve your luck and or sex life.

The worst part of this phenomenon is that many people believe it. Please don't join them.

"I didn't send this on, now I'm dead"

by sylvie May 29, 2004

embalmed

To be inebriated to the point where you are already dead and your corpse has been treated with preservatives in order to prevent decay.

Darius: Dude, you drank so many Irish car bombs last night you really made me nervous. You were completely embalmed.

Geraldine: LOL, that mortician fuckin' freaked when I rose up off the table. Let's get some snow cones!

<The two friends high five, hop on their scooters and ride to the nearest Sonic.

by Lord HJ Mumpleton July 24, 2009

penis embargo

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.

Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.

by Phallophile December 30, 2008

email it

A link that almost nobody uses, found underneath every definition in Urban Dictionary. To the left of the "email it" button is the date (month,dd,yyyy) that this particular word was added.

When "email it" is clicked, a javascript interface will pop open below the text you plan to email. This blue box contains permalink information, an "add to del.icio.us" link, and the usual "email-to friend" fields. In the latter, you need to type both yours and your friend's email address.

You also have the option of signing up to their "Word of the Day" feature while you're at it, and they assure you that they won't give out your address. Over all, it's a good system and if you ever come across a funny word (i.e. fart), you can easily share the laugh with your mates.

-Definition by Sebastian

Below this line of text, to the left, sets an undisturbed "email it" button. Give it a click.

by Sebastian Anderson... March 27, 2008

email paranoia

Becoming paranoid and anxious when you don't receive any email for a long time. Most applicable to office mails when you otherwise receive a ton of them (with issues).

Bob: (in worried tone, holding stongly to his coffee in office) I haven't got a single mail from last 10 minutes! Something is wrong!

Kevin: Don't worry Bob, you're just experiencing email paranoia. Take a deep breath and relax, you would get your next shit load of issues soon.

by gopas April 16, 2008

Geographically Embarrased

Geographically Embarrased:

Lost, bushed, disoriented, misplaced, all at sea, mispositioned

The officer took charge of the compass and the map, and via his officer training in navigation, soon the platoon geographically embarrased in the middle of the boonies.

by chaucer_had_it_coming March 31, 2010