embai
Loves wine and wild nights.Brilliantly funny and gorgeously tan. More than likely one crazy Asian lady with a drawer full of chopsticks
embai by Jessica Mac July 12, 2017
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Benis embarkment bills
1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.
Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).
Benis embarkment bills by Tunnel Trogg November 23, 2018
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embai • email • Emailable • email dump • email me • Ebailer • Ebaisa • Emaiga • email-anxiety • email chain
email tennis
"I'm getting hacked off with this email tennis ...where's it getting us ?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"
email tennis by Marshallasthefish December 11, 2007
per my previous email
Client: Can you meet tomorrow at 10 to discuss the project.
Me: Per my previous email, I am not available tomorrow.
Me: Per my previous email, I am not available tomorrow.
per my previous email by KBomb February 14, 2018
female email
A Female E-mail is when somebody sends you a single text that is so long it turns into multiple text messages.
"Dude what the Fuck did you have to female email me like that for? It made no sense. Just call me next time it will take both of us less time to figure out what you are trying to tell me," you say.
"Whats a female email?" he asks.
"It is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a bitch to read, like you just did. It was five messages scattered in a fucked up order! It took me five minutes to figure out what u were saying." you say.
"Whats a female email?" he asks.
"It is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a bitch to read, like you just did. It was five messages scattered in a fucked up order! It took me five minutes to figure out what u were saying." you say.
female email by wiscoflorida January 15, 2014
Friendship Embargo
A friendship embargo is an immediate ceasing of all exchange of friendly gestures, activities, and pleasantries with your near and dear friends. This is typically declared when your friends irritate you, annoy you, offend you or otherwise cause your mood to damper beyond the normal repair.
Francisco: "I declare friendship embargo!!!!"
Teddly: "Well, looks like Francisco declared friendship embargo on us. It's ok, it will end when he realizes he has no other friends."
Teddly: "Well, looks like Francisco declared friendship embargo on us. It's ok, it will end when he realizes he has no other friends."
Friendship Embargo by Teddly Trollsevelt December 8, 2020
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