Spencing out

To lose control of oneself, utterly and completely, and to exude douche.

Named for Spencer Pratt's behavior on the Mtv reality show The Hills.

"what the fuck were you THINKING forgetting to roll my car windows up homie?!! don't you read the weather report?? FUCK!!!"

"dude, you're spencing out. be cool."

by $600 June 17, 2009

Chocolate Punching Bag

The sexual act in which the male inserts his testicles into his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.

Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.
Ben: Epic.

by TheDurheim May 9, 2008

punching apricots

Another name for "tribbing" or "tribadism," the act of two women grinding their clitori (what is the plural for clitoris, anyway?) together to sexy results.

That porn got kinda boring after awhile because the women kept punching apricots, and you just can't see anything when they do that.

by Parkcow May 29, 2007

donkey punching her love box

When a woman is flicking her bean and she is about to cum, she punches herself in the vagina.

Angela said that while she is donkey punching her love box while viewing porn on Xhamster.com, she covers her computer with saran wrap to avoid squirting all over her keyboard.

by Monstruoso September 29, 2013

Stenching

Means farting

Dude I've had to poop so bad, I spent the last hour stenching.

by lockenload23 January 4, 2017

Punching The Clown

1.pounding your peter until it pukes

2.pulling your pud

3.spanking the monkey

4.slapping your shit

5.manipulateing your genitals

Jason got caught Punching The Clown by his mom.

by Kenneth L. November 3, 2005

Punching the chandelier

When a gay male or straight female is giving deep throat oral sex and the tip of the penis is hitting the uvula aka the punching bag in the back throat.

Karen was giving head to Senor Morales when she started to gag when his cock started punching the chandelier.

Peter was drunk one night and got horny to suck Steve's cock, so he went over to his house and began deep throating his cock when he started gaging due to Steve punching the chandelier.

by Jean Pierre Le Douche March 17, 2009