Definitions by TheDurheim

Chocolate Punching Bag 

The sexual act in which the male inserts his testicles into his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.

Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.
Ben: Epic.

Chocolate Punching Bag by TheDurheim May 9, 2008

Grape Soda 

Semen, cum, jizz, manbutter, spooge. You get the idea.

Drama Kid 1: She needs to stop drinking so much grape soda!
Drama Kid 2: Ohhh, snap.
Slutty Girl: What?

Grape Soda by TheDurheim March 31, 2008