Parkcow's definitions

punching apricots

Another name for "tribbing" or "tribadism," the act of two women grinding their clitori (what is the plural for clitoris, anyway?) together to sexy results.

That porn got kinda boring after awhile because the women kept punching apricots, and you just can't see anything when they do that.

by Parkcow May 29, 2007

Glacier Nigger

Derogatory term for any of the peoples lumped into the category of "eskimo." This creation follows the theory that all peoples of a darker-than-caucasian persuasion can, in fact, become "niggers" of some sort (as with "prairie nigger").

I'd love to drill the shit out of ANWR, but those goddamn glacier niggers keep spouting off their "sacred land" bullshit.

by Parkcow May 29, 2007