spuncling

A child that results from a sperm donation and is treated as extended family on the part of the sperm donor. In particular, a spuncling is to a spuncle, what a niece or nephew is to an uncle (or aunt). The term is gender neutral.

Every year Joe sent a special Christmas present to his spuncling.

by sage_jock April 3, 2010

spanling slip

a cute pink permission slip for a free spanling.
spanlings may not be given or recieved if uffyanda has not filled out the slip.

muffy- "buffy and fluffy, you will each recieve one free spanling." "see uffyanda for a spanling slip."

buffy- "yeah."

by robyn cason January 19, 2008

spunkslinger

1. A man who ejaculates forcefully enough for his jism to shoot substantially further.

2. An insult.

1. That spunkslinger did it all over her chest, man! This is such a cool porno.

2. Oh Jane, you're such a slutmonkey spunkslinger.

by nitrojane May 22, 2004

spandling

when you let your dogs out and wear sandles while wearing a studious piece of denim(pants)
sandles+pants=spandle

what the fuck bro the teacher is spandling rn

by candle+paperpack January 30, 2023

Spencing out

To lose control of oneself, utterly and completely, and to exude douche.

Named for Spencer Pratt's behavior on the Mtv reality show The Hills.

"what the fuck were you THINKING forgetting to roll my car windows up homie?!! don't you read the weather report?? FUCK!!!"

"dude, you're spencing out. be cool."

by $600 June 17, 2009

Spencing Out

The name given to those who act out immaturely, like Spencer Pratt's meltdown on I'm a Celebrity, Get my Out of Here.

Person #1: "Oh, boohoohoo! Blah, blah, blah!"
Person #2: "Dude, you're totally Spencing Out."

by CCSchott June 16, 2009

Spunglin

see also spungalin to hang out

spunglin another way of spelling spungalin

by SLeah March 10, 2008