apricots
apricots by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003
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punching apricots
Another name for "tribbing" or "tribadism," the act of two women grinding their clitori (what is the plural for clitoris, anyway?) together to sexy results.
That porn got kinda boring after awhile because the women kept punching apricots, and you just can't see anything when they do that.
punching apricots by Parkcow May 29, 2007
In up to the apricots
I was in up to the apricots last night, Mindy let out a huge fart after, we both laughed then I went and made the dinner.
In up to the apricots by Joe Smiff October 20, 2023
Apricot Princess
Apricot Princess by dev1n3 June 15, 2019
Apricot Sandwich
A vague sexual reference that actually has no meaning whatsoever. Used for confusing naive or gullible people.
guy1: Dude, I had a sweet apricot sandwich last night!
guy2: Are you using obscure sexual references again?
guy2: Are you using obscure sexual references again?
Apricot Sandwich by Mr. E. Anonymous January 11, 2007
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