Slunk

The special sauce the appears when someone with a sausage nose sneezes

Oh no, Sarah Jane just slunked all over that picture of the old man from Up.

by Splunky March 11, 2022

slunk

A fat, underdeveloped fetus that slinks about, blowjob-raping unfortunate individuals at parties, and which is unable to contain its massive tongue within its gaping maw, and bears a horrifying midriff of doom.

The slunk slinked up to the drunken college boy, cornering him, and descended upon his inebriated body.

by T.P. June 7, 2004

Shunk

When your ballsack is larger than your penis.

Look, Billy has a shunk. His dick is so small, even smaller than his balls.

by akell28 March 7, 2017

Splunk

Most often used in Cherry Magazines to turn hot young men on about to whack off. It is the semen goo that they shoot out of their cocks at climax that is large, sticky, and hard to get out of the eyes.

I'm about to release ungodly amounts of Splunk onto her chocolate milkshake funbags.

by JelloBoyFrozen September 2, 2009

shtunk

a person who stinks or is unpleasent or something that stinks

wow... your garbage is the shtunk!

your girlfriend is a real shtunk

by Srapples October 2, 2008

shrunk

shit-faced drunk

I heard you got shrunk at the bar last night.

by TurnipTrucker August 28, 2009

Shlank

a person who is akwardly tall and skinny.

Aunt: Jimmy! You look like you've had a grow spert. How tall are you now any way?

Nephew: idk like 6'4", but i only weigh like 120lbs

Aunt: Wow i didnt realize shlankishness ran in the family.

by Ko Queefer May 30, 2009