slunk

A fat, underdeveloped fetus that slinks about, blowjob-raping unfortunate individuals at parties, and which is unable to contain its massive tongue within its gaping maw, and bears a horrifying midriff of doom.
The slunk slinked up to the drunken college boy, cornering him, and descended upon his inebriated body.
by T.P. June 07, 2004
mugGet the slunkmug.

Brown Grenade

taking a exploding dump on your lovers chest!
I gave my girlfriend a brown grenade for her birthday.
by T.P. July 23, 2003
mugGet the Brown Grenademug.