Shlank

a person who is akwardly tall and skinny.

Aunt: Jimmy! You look like you've had a grow spert. How tall are you now any way?

Nephew: idk like 6'4", but i only weigh like 120lbs

Aunt: Wow i didnt realize shlankishness ran in the family.

by Ko Queefer May 30, 2009

Shlank

Verb, or adjective? i have no fucking clue
credits to: Chris Hemsworth, Nico, Chris Hemsworth, Ryne Smanging, Ricky, Jake Paul, The black guy Jake Paul works with, Britney Spears, The Beatles, Chuck Norris, and Donkey Kong

Person 1: "You really Shlank me dude."
Person 2: "What the fuck is Shlank?"
The Kool-Aid Man: "OH YEAH!!!"

by literallyricky September 9, 2023

Shlank

A shlank is someone who likes touching/eating furry toes

"Ive heard scoot is a shlank!"

by Mr_Ginger73773 March 14, 2022

shlanks

'shh' + 'thanks'; 'shut up' + 'thank you for shutting up'; used when one is made fun of by another or similar situations as a response. often used when referring to one's grandmother.

person a: "Dude you're so dumb."
person b: "Yo SHLANKS dude!"

"SHLANKS your grandma!"

by absolomite January 2, 2009

Shlanked

To fill one’s ear with cum

Things got crazy last night and I got shlanked

by ShlankDaddy20 February 7, 2020

shlank

a whorish girl used mainly in Naples (only true pimps know about Naples)

Damn Homie look at debbie what a shlank!

by taylorD March 18, 2005

shlank

When you hand someone a possibly cashed bowl of marijuana.

It's your hit. Be careful, cuz I might be shlankin ya.

by jp420 June 17, 2008