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Slunk

A chunky person who smells like body odor and is wildly promiscuous.
What is that slunk thinking? She looks horrible in a bikini. Did you smell her yet?
by Ranchgirls November 29, 2020
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Slunks are underage calves trailing afterbirths and bacteria, generally in unsanitary and unfit condition. A calf may not be sold as food until it reaches a minimum age of six weeks. Prior to that time it is classified as a slunk.
Slunk trafficking is subject to a heavy penalty.
by Danny Valentine December 1, 2010
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WOW!! That was a massive slunk!
by Terrysaurus July 24, 2012
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1. when you're so tired from working that only one beer gives you a buzz.

2. working so long that you have a buzz for no reason.
Alex was so slunk, his beer wasn't even open yet and he couldn't walk straight.
by irysh9 November 1, 2013
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A. Past-participle of Slink, a verb meaning, "to move in a sneaky manner".
B. A slutty/seductive hominid female. So called because such females have a tendency to "slink" into the pants of hominid males.
C. A species of creature commonly connected to avant-garde musician Brian Carrol, alias "Buckethead". It is speculated that the slunk may be an odd cross between an Aardvark and a Chicken, though how this phenomenon of breeding came to be is unknown. Another theory suggests that the slunks may be homicidal robots.
I slunk about the corner. (A)

Watch out for that slunk. She's jailbait from head to toe. (B)

Look at that! A slunk! Do you know how lucky we are to have seen one of them? (C)
by Bucketbot #13 August 3, 2010
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A large carnivorous land mammal often described as a radioactive trash gorilla. Most commonly known for eating anything that most normal humans couldn't and being prone to fits of sloth like rage. Its main diet consists of Luke warm spam and fleeing cockroaches.
"Yo you know that Slunk that lives under the bridge?"
"Oh yeah, you mean Tony. I know that dude. I saw him eat a live cat once!"
"Word?"
by WopBottom October 27, 2016
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The special sauce the appears when someone with a sausage nose sneezes
Oh no, Sarah Jane just slunked all over that picture of the old man from Up.
by Splunky March 11, 2022
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