b00z

b00z is the h4x0r spelling of booze or an alcoholic beverage.

Did you buy the b00z for our LAN party yet?

by Srapples October 25, 2009

Sneezogasm

Usually when a male or female is getting to sneeze and is like Ohh Ohh Ohh like they are going to have an orgasm but end up sneezing instead

Me: My girlfriend just had a sneezogasm
Guy1: Oh is she ok?
Me: Yeah just allergies

by Srapples January 14, 2012

Microfiche

A spool of film containing usually useful information in the form of newspapers or other scholarly material.. Half of the time they are used to look at nostalgic comics from old newspapers. The other half of the time is spent trying to get the spools lined up inside of the machine or otherwise rewinding a reel by hand because you got the film all over.

Jim: hey Bert did you see the December 12th 1992 Dilbert comic?
Bert: Huh, no, how the hell did you see it?
Jim: Microfiche man!

Librarian on intercom: The library is closing in 20 minutes.
Jack: Crap!!! This microfiche is all over the floor!!!
John: Stick your finger in the middle of the spool and just hold it, I'll rewind it
Jack: Dude we are so getting banned from this library!

by Srapples July 31, 2013

Kerchunk

Amateur Radio, a user of a radio set will key their microphone usually multiple times into a repeater (a special high power radio relay tower that allows many people to talk on one frequency) in doing so it annoys other users and in severe cases it can make the repeater difficult or impossible to use. The FCC frowns on kerchunking and chronic kerchunkers can find their ham radio licenses suspended or revoked

Repeater Owner: **** Dave is kerchunking again, I can barely get a word in on the repeater
Technician: Probably time we sent a letter to the FCC.

by Srapples October 04, 2023

Banwalking

A person whom bypasses a ban. Most commonly by changing their IP address or MAC address.

Chatroom 1

xxxpornsales: come buy our porn on our website blahblah.com
xxxpornsales: come buy our porn on our website blahblah.com
xxxpornsales: come buy our porn on our website blahblah.com
xxxpornsales: come buy our porn on our website blahblah.com
Dave (Admin) has banned xxxpornsales from the chat
James: Didn't you ban that guy yesterday
Dave (admin): He must be banwalking again, he is known for doing that. Damn hacker

by Srapples March 10, 2009

shtunk

a person who stinks or is unpleasent or something that stinks

wow... your garbage is the shtunk!

your girlfriend is a real shtunk

by Srapples August 06, 2008

Speed

Speed is a generic slang for the wide variety of stimulant drugs. Mostly methamphetamine.

It can also be used to refer to an extremely strong cup of espresso or coffee or a can of energy drink

Man A: i had such a hard time waking up tofay I had to drink a can of speed to get going
Man B: too bad you don't have it in pills

by Srapples December 12, 2014