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Definitions by Splunky

Wowzers trousers 

Something really amazing and out of this world! Usually related to the discovery of something bigger than awesomness can explain.
Wowzers trousers Mr Flotsam - well done for inventing this phrase unlike other doodling artists who clearly didn’t
Wowzers trousers by Splunky February 1, 2024

Wowzers-trousers!

An exclamation of profound amazement at something truly brilliant
Wowzers-trousers, Flotsam invented the term Wowzers-trousers! And it wasn’t Doodles at all! He’s a stone cold genius
Wowzers-trousers! by Splunky January 29, 2024

Tobleroning 

The act of being fingerblasted in the Alps or other mountain range with a chocolate lubricant
Mandy loved going on holiday in France just so she could get a good tobleroning from a Frenchman
Tobleroning by Splunky March 19, 2023

Jenna-Bean-Bob 

Jenna Bean Bob. A real yin/yan. Often a Sweet soul young woman who will watch popeye with you at 4am, but with a dark and dangerous side. Jenna Bean Bobs are fiercely intelligence which they have been known to use for cunning escapades and naughtiness.

Renowned for leaving things in hotel rooms, including body parts.

Likes to get down and dirty with manual labourers like wood carvers. Jenna bean Bobs don’t mind getting sawdust where the sun fails to glow and will give you a night to cherish.
“Omg look at you flirting with those wood carvers! You’re being such a Jenna-Bean-Bob!”
Jenna-Bean-Bob by Splunky January 7, 2023

flotsamned 

The act of saying something is incorrectly spelled when it clearly is correct especially in the dark arts of pyrography
Sarah Jane, you’ve spelt Queef with only 1 E”
“Have I? Curse you…I’ve just been flotsamned”
flotsamned by Splunky November 22, 2022

Lady Trifle 

The mess left on your face after you’ve gone down on your lady during her period.
“Sarah loves it when I start licking hoofage but I forgot she was on an now I’m covered in lady trifle!”
Lady Trifle by Splunky September 24, 2022
The special sauce the appears when someone with a sausage nose sneezes
Oh no, Sarah Jane just slunked all over that picture of the old man from Up.
Slunk by Splunky March 11, 2022