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spnive

A spoon combined with a knife. See spork.
By using a spnive, I can eat my steak and my soup without changing utensils.
by typobox43 August 13, 2004
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Senile denial

When a boomer fails to acknowledge a mental lapse.
The suggestion to inject disinfectant to cure Covid19 by our president, is the best example of senile denial I have ever seen.
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sneaky snivel

v.SNEAKY SNIVEL (pronounced SNEE~KEE~SNIV~ELL)
A term coined to describe an action which is performed by a seasoned criminal directly before a crime is perpetrated.
The action is a smooth outward motion of the index-finger from underneath the nostrils as if clearing the airways in preparation to:
A) denote to himself and onlooking associates that shit is about to go down
B) a psychological preparedness of the perp in which self affirmation is guaranteed
In addition to these points, a sneaky snivel may also be gestured in a non-combative setting where an air of humbleness may be denoted by the doer and is only recognized by esteemed peers as a non-big-noting acknowledgement when the doers exploits are spoken off in the prescence of others.
The sneaky snivel was developed in Sydney Australia by JP circa 1998, no copyright is imposed as to acknowledge the addage of "honour amoungst crims" both past and present and is free to use and disseminate.
(Upon a successful job being done)
..that' s what im talkin bout !! Sneaky Snivel
by musclenugget September 12, 2016
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Cum Sniveling Weasel

A deceitful, lying, waste of space, time, money, and air. This type of person makes outrageous claims like being related to Nicholas Cage and the person who invented glass. Lies permeate the structure of this type of person's mentality and disgusts men and women alike and their venomous personality is highly contagious so beware. An immediate syptom of being infected with this terrible character trait is the subtle development of curly hair and randomly screaming obscenities out the car window at dogs and the elderly.
That bastard just threw his gum at a dog and said "I know the Godfather," what a cum sniveling weasel he is.
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Senile

When your great-aunt wipes her ass with 50 dollar bills, but eats cat food because she can't find her god damn CPP cheque.
"Chef's Dinner is on for 48 cents at the Zellers!"

"We were talking about my college fund Aunt Margaret"

"Friskies! At the Zellers!"

*mutters* "Hurry up and die ya senile old hag"
by JustAnotherAsshole July 24, 2011
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senile

CRAZYYYYYYYY !
omg becky, did you know that LUKIE is freakin SENILE !
by crazy ladyy ! January 1, 2009
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snive

To hit your girlfriend.
Yeah he just snived his girlfriend back in lakeland because he was angry his d was so small.
by venusray4544 July 27, 2006
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