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predictation

Measuring in ones mind the size of their sexual partners dick before it is presented.
After realizing how accurate her predictation was, Emily could not wait to have Johns cock inside her.
by Care-bare January 14, 2018
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Predictive mask

Sometimes, when someone is being more of a gimp than just a gimp, they recieve a gimp mask! ( see gimp mask, wearing, applcation etc )

Sometimes, they will occasionally recieve of a predictive mask though.

if you are walking along a corridor and the person in front is a gimp, or has said something gimp-like recently, as you approach a turn in the corridor, you make a noise " shhhhh " then when that person turns the corner, you shout " hrrrrrr " thus predicting a gimp mask was waiting for them round that corner, and has now applied itself to their face.

Again, like with space masks, if the person in front predicts this mask is coming, they can " bat " it away in time. by holding an imaginary bat, and hitting the imaginary mask before it is applied, therefore the applicator then gets the mask!
Boy 1: Ok, we need to turn left here
Boy 2: "shhhhhhh"
Boy 1: *turns corner*
Boy 2: Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Boy 1: oh fuck! predictive gimp mask...game over

Or

Boy 1: Ok, we need to turn left here
Boy 2: "Shhhhhhh"
Boy 1: Turns corner, and bats away mask!
Boy 2: Oh fuck! now ive got the predictive mask :(
by Giuseppe Mask November 16, 2009
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Predictament

1. n. A bad or ill-fated outcome that one predicted would happen in advance.

2. n. An unpleasantly difficult, perplexing, or dangerous situation that a person had the foresight to see in advance, yet for some reason chose to proceed with anyway.
Dammit, I knew I would end up in this predictament.
by SKyway Sherpa March 6, 2012
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Keenile Penis Predictor

Predicting the size, shape and cheese content of a persons penis
Im a Keenile Penis Predictor and i bet that bloke over there has a really short and fat penis with cheese dripping off the end
by Emily January 26, 2006
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predictonyms

Words which share the same input buttons when using predictive text on a mobile phone.
Game and Hand are both typed using the same input buttons.
by Fuzzy April 14, 2005
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Predictive Programming

The idea where the elites want to make stories but they don't have the capacity to come up with something novel, so they just create media where the story is something that they plan on doing in the future.
Guy 1: Did you see the White Noise movie?
Guy 2: No, I heard it was a stupid movie that was only intended for an esoteric elite who planned the East Palestine event.
Guy 1: What a bunch of predictive programming bullshit.
by Pancrab March 1, 2023
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text predicting

The act of conducting a text conversation near a speaker in order to get the false feeing of having a lame super power/ability of predicting an incoming text before actually receiving it. The text can be predicted by a rhythmic patter produced by the speakers.
I like siting by my computer speakers and text predicting. It makes me feel like I have a lame super power.
by Lee Mealone March 4, 2011
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