Predicted 

And even if I HAD predicted it directly, you would have been a wannabe tough-guy bitch about it. "Nuh-uh Hym! Israel would destroy them! They wouldn't even get a chances! We would kill them for trying!" Is EXACTLY what you would have said (and I know this for a fact you're dumb and because I'm smart and can deduce what a dumb person would think I'm about to think your thoughts and then I can think better thoughts in response to your dumb thoughts) and I'd still be correct because you wouldn't have taken the steps needed to prevent it even with the genius prediction I would have made had I had all of the information available.

Hym "I mean, I can't say I predicted it directly but I gave you a rough outline of what's going to lead to what. And now you're going to think "Well, oh now I can use that to..." and no. You can't. Because you're a retard. You're going to try to finesse the system so that YOU PERSONALLY (and/or your team) can stay on top (and I know this because it's all your limited brain will allow you to do) instead of doing the thing that stops that from happening. And you're going to do that because you're not capable of learning your lesson."

Predicted by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

unbiased election predictions

election predicting boi, he's okay i guess, but we'll never know if he has a girlfriend though.

Person a: Do you prefer Red eagle politics or lets talk elections
Person b: Watch unbiased election predictions

unbiased election predictions by newuser42 March 31, 2021

unbiased election predictions

he's an election prediction youtuber who predicted trump would win in 2016 and says biden will win 2020. he is probably in either eighth or ninth grade and is really smart. did i mention he's SMOKING HOT?? he did a face reveal when he hit 1,000 subscribers so yeah...

person a: unbiased election predictions thinks biden will win
person b: i hope so
person c: i don't care about politics i watch him cuz hes hot

unbiased election predictions by love, kelly October 28, 2020

fake weather prediction 

The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.

I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!

fake weather prediction by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

prejected 

Being rejected by someone whom you've yet to meet. Especially when a friend tries to to set you up with someone, but they don't want to meet you.

Boy: "So have you met up with Jason yet?"

Girl: "No, he turned me down"

Boy: "But he's never even met you."

Girl: "I know, I got prejected!"

prejected by Flyn Hawaiin August 17, 2010

Election Prediction Mafia

Also abbreviated as EPM; A group of people who exist in circles on Twitter, US Elections Atlas, and in our polling institutions that twist the data to favor their side in order to change the outcome of the election.

The Election Prediction Mafia was trolled excellently by fans of Red Eagle yesterday when they confirmed their analysis of the most recent primary to be completely false.

Election Prediction Mafia by god emperor blumpfth August 21, 2020

predictish 

the language and corresponding meaning made up by your phone's predictive text.

a message displaying predictish:
"if if wanted you to me red the gnaw, if would sass no the invite."

translation: "if he wanted you to go see the imax, he would pass on the invite"

predictish by breaks March 30, 2009