Prediction Market

A marketplace where people trade shares in the outcome of future events — basically, a stock market for opinions. Prices move based on what traders believe will happen, from “Will it rain tomorrow?” to “Will Minnesota finally win a championship?”

It’s where degens, data nerds, and wannabe Nostradamuses collide — except now, it’s not just politics and crypto. Platforms like Kalshi, BettorEdge, and Polymarket are bringing prediction markets to sports, letting fans actually buy and sell belief instead of betting against the house.

“Bro, I just made $50 predicting the Patriots wouldn’t blow a fourth-quarter lead on prediction markets.

Guess I’m officially a market analyst now.”

by predictin October 14, 2025

predictible

When you're a retard who either can't spell Predictable or just thought that you found an OG twitter username.

Ey bro throwing that jizz on your mum was hella predictible

by predictible April 18, 2018

diere prediction

Refers to any horrendous-possible-future-event statement like, "You will almost certainly drop dead if you don't buy/do this" that is made by someone who often is just selfishly trying to manipulate you into bowing to their wishes/ideas. Under ordinary circumstances, about the only type of thing that would be of valid concern would be something like smoking or taking certain medications.

During my visit to the ER with acute pleurisy during the late fall of '02, the doctor --- probably in a selfish effort to further milk MaineCare --- attempted to scare me into having my appendix removed by informing me that I would "very likely" not survive unless I had that operation. I knew that it was just an inflamed pleural sac, though, so in spite of the doctor's diere prediction, I said no thank you, and took a cab home. My sister gave me some calcium pills and I rested in bed for most of the morning and afternoon, and then the following day I was actually recovered enough to "bundle up like a mummy" and walk a mile through the bitter cold to visit some friends. That was well over fifteen years ago, and I'm still alive and kickin'!

by QuacksO March 29, 2019

Predictable

You mean... The truth?

Hym "That isn't me being 'predictable' you fucking idiot. You knowing that I am going to describe what is happening accurately and then saying what I would say isn't a manifestation of how well you know me, it's you knowing the actual truth and then demonstrating to everyone watching that YOU ARE FUCKING LYING when you describe it any other way. You know what the truth is and you are just making something else up. And then anyone who isn't willing to play along SEES YOU DOING THAT... And then they buy a police officer costume and show up at your senator's house and then shoots them in the fucking face. And then you do THE SAME EXACT THING with the story about the senators getting shot... And then anyone who isn't willing to play along SEES THAT AS WELL... And we'll see how many times your senators get murdered before you learn your lesson. I'll count for you. I know you struggle with counting so I'll do that for you. You don't even have to ask. FOR A NOMINAL FEE! So there's one 🖕"

by Hym Iam June 29, 2025

Prediction

Mine was actually correct though.

Hym "My prediction was that they were going to use mail-in ballots to cheat and pull off 'The most extensive and inclusive voter faurd operation in the history of the presidency' (that's a Joe Biden quote) and I WAS CORRECT! I told the 'Don't shut down the country or you're going to lose.' And then his DID shut down the country. And he DID lose. People should know better than to ignore me but, hey, I guess always being correct and literally creating A.I. isn't good enough for everybody. I think it's not being able to delude yourselves into believing you're 'good' in any way shape or form. That's got to be it. I don't know. But it's crazy! I'm like a seer! Greatest mind who's ever lived!"

by Hym Iam June 29, 2024

Predict

Somebody did something mildly tangential to, but not actually about

In one of the How I Met Your Mothers episode Barney put on a mask in public, he predicted the covid pandemic!

by KDavee October 22, 2020

Predictable

I totally predicted that shit though. I couldn't have been more clear! I said A+B=C amd you guys were all "Go fuck yourself Hym! You don't know nothing! I read a book and my boss said I got the highest status he's have seen! It's over 9000!"

Hym "I don't know man. Maybe it's only predictable if you're *burp* a genius... You know? Like me?"

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023