Mamma Töjare

A word that describes a person whom sole purpose in this world is nothing more than to have widened ones own mother's vagina.

Håll käften din mamma töjare. Åk hem och fortsätt töja din morsa.

by December 21, 2020

the Mamma with the Quan

Girl who can use language, but isn't reliant on slang and has faith in using real english

She can talk it, walk it, be the Mamma with the Quan, but she still an english-talking Jane, or Jenny, or Katy or Whatever...

by The Mamma with the Quan November 12, 2007

Ho Mamma

A Ho that bakes you cookies with the intent of coercing you.

That ugly Ho Mamma keeps bringing me goodies man!

by Skankopottumus 101 January 02, 2011

yo mamma

the best comeback that was ever made

yo mammas so fat she went swimming with the whale and they sang " we are family even tho ur fatter than me"

by punkass kid March 11, 2005

couch mamma

a lazy mom who lets their kids do what ever the hell they want.....but learn respect,and will probably rob you someday

"hey couch mamma"
huh?
"get off the couch and your phone and come teach your kids something"

hold on a minute i gotta coment on this post

by R.A.C BABY May 03, 2011

yo mamma

A person who is so stupid that she started at a box of orange juice for 20 minutes because it said "concentrate."

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

by dj gs68 August 24, 2003

jo mamma

Your mother, usually insulting

I banged jo mamma last night, damn was she good!

by Anonymous October 28, 2003