a miniature goblin that resides in the vagina like an evil two legged tape worm. it's attracted to the stinky smell of fish. it also likes to stay in the dark. lastly, it woks as a living tampon as it sucks the blood from the girl's vagina.
Jerry put his penis inside her vagina and it came out half eaten because the twat goblin was hungry.
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This is the conclusion to what happens when you fool around with your girl after handling or eating spicy peppers (ie: jalepeno, serrano, habanero, etc.)
Bro, my girl was sooooo mad at me for giving her that Hot Twat. I shouldn't have ate those hot wings dog.
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1 twatabyte = 1^27 bytes = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bytes.
1 twatabyte = 1^27 bytes = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bytes.
At the rate windows developers are pissing memory up the wall, it'll take a fucking twatabyte of RAM to run windows in 10 years!
by Monkey69 October 8, 2005
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This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.
This could be an ex-partner, someone who is now overdue money that was lent or left you in a crap situation.
1. How is your mate mike doing, did he give you that money back for the ticket?
That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.
2. So are you and Anna still getting along?
Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad
That twatface? Nah, I haven't heard from him in weeks.
2. So are you and Anna still getting along?
Twatface dumped me for some fuckface dickwad
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Fiercly protective, extremely sweet, lacks no ability at kicking one's ass.
A lover AND a fighter.
Lover of strawberry cake.
May have children named Whisper or Stormi.
Fiercly protective, extremely sweet, lacks no ability at kicking one's ass.
A lover AND a fighter.
Lover of strawberry cake.
May have children named Whisper or Stormi.
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