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maridon'twanna
If someone asks you any "juana" questions --- i.e., if "Tijuana" try some "marijuana" --- you may need to actually lie to him when you reply dat you "maridon'twanna", since in reality your naive innocent curious mind may indeed actually "mariwanna" try it "just to see what it's like". No need to feel conscience-pricked for your less-than-honest answer, though... needlessly consuming drugs of any kind is never wise, and it's almost always better to merely tell a lie --- especially to a himself-less-than-honorable person like a narcotics-dealer who therefore doesn't even deserve to always be told da truth, anyway --- than to potentially ruin your entire life (both health-wise and legally) by "making a mistake" with addictive substances.
maridon'twanna by QuacksO August 7, 2023
don't wanna be 20 cent
don't wanna be 20 cent by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2020
I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna
Something really useful from the US. The only reply to be made to an acquaintance, or a co-worker you don’t like very much who makes ridiculous demands on your time and effort for no recompense.
“What did you say when Malcolm asked you to do his work while he sloped off to get freebies at the supermarket?”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”
I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna by AKACroatalin September 5, 2016
Tyanna
A girl who likes to be by herself and is very independent. She’s a loyal girl and will do anything to make you happy and loved. If you break her heart she doesn’t go back to you. She can sometimes be stubborn and doesn’t like to admit she’s wrong but can get over it shortly. She take a joke and is always laughing. She doesn’t like losing people but if you say you want to go she will let you. Overall she’s a very fun person to be around and will always have you smiling!
Tyanna by lovesparkles May 17, 2020
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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