Too much sour cream 

When someone added too many details to a story. Taking a long time to get to the point.

"Yesterday I was wearing a yellow shirt and blue pants , I said hi to my neighbor , got in my car, was drinking about 15 miles an hour, on my way to Walmart when a car t-bone me! "
Damn you added way too much sour cream! You could have just said you were t-boned yesterday!

Too much sour cream by FancyD August 21, 2016

Lumbala Sour 

a simple concoction of ONNIE'S (glen in finnish) homemade wine and jim beam. Recommened amount per person is 3 drinks. It will make you cry in the morning

"drink it very slowly" said cale when he handed a lumbala sour to becky

"cale just drank 4 lumbala sours. And now he is swimming in the creek on new years eve." Said joel. tony replies " what a dumbass"

Lumbala Sour by tapsboy68 January 18, 2007

Stone Sour 

There are 2 major meanings for this word.
1. An alcoholic drink
2. A major record label side-project from Slipknot

1. "Oh i had some Stone Sour last night and i am blitzed this morning"
2. "I saw Stone Sour in concert last night and they rocked."

Stone Sour by Wuggles9786 November 18, 2006

Barn Sour

a person or horse refuses to go anywhere outside of what it considers to be its home. It also means that the person/horse is maybe scared of the outside world.

He would never go out with his wife because he is barn sour.

Barn Sour by CaliGinger March 24, 2011

Dick sour 

The process whereby a woman eventually tires of vaginal intercourse and/or fellatio with her longtime male partner.

Loo Loo done turned dick sour after nearly twenty-five years with the same man.

Dick sour by Jelly belly June 20, 2016

Mexican Sour Gherkin 

A form of handjob in which the male sex organ is covered in sour cream and wrapped with a soft taco shell

Another name for a Mexican man's sexual organ

A type of grape sized pickle

The Mexican prostitute gave me an awesome mexican sour gherkin last night.

When Juan took off his bath towel, everyone could see his mexican sour gherkin.

Mexican Sour Gherkin by Mr. Gherkin October 8, 2015

Golden Sour 

When a bartender spikes a drink with a small amount of his or her own urine. It is often served to belligerent, self-righteous, or obnoxious clientele who can't keep their mouths shut. Pairs well with a nice piece of fish. It is a derivate of the term Golden Shower.

Jeff was rude to our bartender, so she gave him a golden sour.

Golden Sour by Todd Berger March 22, 2017